A RICK OF A DIFFERENT
KIND
part one
a Rick Morty story By Nagisa Momoe
/!\ Copyright Warning /!\
Yo! I dont own Rick Morty
this is pretty obviosly a Fan-Fiction! so please don't try ta sue me kay?
Rick C-137: Morty i-i i'm feeling a bi- *belch* -it woozey... i think you might n-need to drive.
Morty C-137: Aw jeez, Rick! i-i-i-i i don't know how tp drive!
Rick: Just try your b *belch* best... also there's an active bomb in the trunk so yeah d-disarm you *belch*
Morty: . . . . . . . . . . WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK RICK! A BOMB?! AGAIN!? JEEZ RICK I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO DISARM THIS ONE WE'RE GONNA DIE RICK!!!
Rick: Wrong!
- Rick jumps out of the car and lands face first on the surface of planet ' Gaga gag blaga blag blag ' and watches as his car along with his Morty expload into an endless abyss of blood and gears-
- but of course rick had gotten too drunk to care...
but inside... he was crying-
GaGooBlag: Gaga Blag Blag? gAgAA blag...
Rick: i know gagoo, but just face it he was just a stupid brain sheild.
- Rick casually went through a portal to dimention C-139-
Rick C-139: oh by the way Morty a-a uh mail-Rick guy is showing up to bring my new portal gun here so talk to him, i'm gonna go grab some sh*t
Morty C-139: O-okay Rick
-Rick C-137 'The one true Rick'
walks out a portal and hid behind a bush-
Rick C-137: *whispering to self- Woah a morty all by himself, if this was some kind of 15 something part sh*tty Fan-Fic i'd end the first part here... yup i did that... yeAH...YEAH I DID MOTHER FUC-
~END OF PART ONE~