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Summary: About all of the inners and outers taking jobs after getting high on sugar and caffeine. I'm not sure how they got these jobs so don't ask. People get a little out of character. The jobs are in no particular order.
Jobs the Senshi Should Never Take: Jobs 1-10
1. Job: Demolitionist
Usagi: *looking at control box* What button was I supposed to push? *shrugs* Oh well I'll just push all of them. *pushes all the buttons* *City blows up* O.O
Ami: *Blows up building perfectly. Then blows up all of the other buildings in the city to observe how they fall.*
Rei: Ok I flip the red switch... *looks around and sees a bird in a tree by the building she's supposed to destroy* Fly bird fly be free and live!!!!! *Runs after birds*
Mako: This'll be easy. I just flip this switch and push this button. *wrong building blows up* O.O
Minako: *staring and box* What am I supposed to do? *shrugs* oh well, I'll destroy it my self. Venus Love Me Chain!!! 3hours later *still hitting the building with chain* Building...wont...fall. *passes out*
Haruka: I love this job. *blows up building perfectly* I have extra explosives. I guess I'll just blow up the rest of the city *blows up the rest of the city.*
Michiru: That box is filthy. I'm not touching it. *walks away and a young child blows up the city*
Setsuna: I wonder how this box is put together... 30 minutes later *The city is falling down left and right and Setsuna is trying to rewire the box.*
Hotaru: I wonder if this box can do as much damage as my glaive can. *thoughtful look* Lets find out. *sets box to full power and blows up the planet*
2. Job: Lawyer
Usagi: What am I trying to prove again?
Ami: *Wins trial because nobody could understand her once she started talking technical*
Rei: *To judge* What do you mean he's guilt? My client is innocent, got it! *Death glare*
Mako: May I call a recess? *It's the 5467 recess she's called in the last 20 minutes*
Minako: I object!!! *Trial hasn't even started yet*
Haruka: We should all sacrifice ourselves to defeat pharaoh 90. That is my closing argument.
Michiru: Those judge outfits are really out of season. You should try wearing aqua robes, they're much more stylish.
Hotaru: *pointing glaive at judge's forehead* My client is innocent, got it?
3. Job: Daycare teacher for 3-5 year olds
Usagi: Let go of my hair you little brats! *Throws children into a closet and locks the door*
Ami: Please be quite, please, please hush. *Looses all control* ALL OF YOU LITTLE BRATS SHUT UP!!!!!
Rei: Be quite. *hits loud child over the head with a staff*
Mako: Next person who talks gets to practice Karate with me. *Kid yells* *Mako beats up child.*
Minako: Be quite!!!! *Serves volleyball and loud child's head and child falls unconscious.*
Haruka: Next person who talks has to run a mile. 10 minutes later *all children are running around the block and passing out from dehydration*
Michiru: *painting a picture* Well encasing them in clay sure did make things allot quieter around here.
Setsuna: Next person to talk gets a shot. *Holds up syringe* *It becomes instantly quite*
Hotaru: *Has lost all control and is holding her glaive* Death Reborn Revolution!!!! *Blows up planet*
4. Job: Worker at a nuclear power plant
Usagi: O.O It glows. I want to glow. *Jumps into chemical, makes the chemical active and blows up planet*
Ami: I wonder what would happen if I mixed this tank of Radioactive material with this tank uranium? *proceeds to mix the 2 tanks and blows up the planet*
Rei: I need something to practice staff moves on. That tank should do. *Hits tank and radio active chemical flows up and destroys a near-by city* O.O
Mako
: *Does the same thing Rei did except she kick the tank*Minako
: *Trips, falls and her hand hits a button that launches nuclear rockets at another country and starts World War 3*Haruka
: *Does the same thing that Minako did except on purpose*Michiru
: Neptunium!!! I'll take some home!!!! * Tries to take some and is arrested by the national guards for trying to obtain a deadly chemical*Setsuna
: *Does the same thing that Michiru did except with plutonium*Hotaru
: I wonder if this stuff can do as much damage as my glaive can? *Blows up planet to prove her glaive is more deadly than any radio active chemical*5.Psychiatrists
Usagi:
You are suffering from hunger *It's the 9834 person she's said is suffering from hungerAmi:
I see. *writes down some thing* You are suffering from tronoshinalmokira which effects the cramitano by releasing thronomesha into the ranoshmie *Everybody stares blankly*Rei:
*Not really listening patient* I don't care, go away. *45,775 she's sent away in the last 10 minutes*Mako:
Try physical activity *Patient is in a wheelchair*Minako:
Eat sugar, it'll snap you right out of that depression.Haruka:
Kill Seiya, it'll solve all of your problems.Michiru:
Sure, if Haruka told you to kill Seiya you can sue her.Setsuna:
You are here by sentenced to the Time Warp *Throws him into the Time Warp just like her other 5655 patients*Hotaru:
I'm sick and tired of listening to people's sob stories! Death Reborn Revolution!!! *Blows up planet*6. Veterinarians
Usagi:
Hi kitty! What's your name? *cat can't talk* Fine be that way *storms out of the office*Ami:
Ow!!! It scratched me!!! I need antibiotics!!!Rei:
I refuse to heal cats. Cats eat birds.Mako:
OK *looks at instruction manual* inject blue shot into scruff of the neck. Alright *looks at shots* There all blue!!!!!!Minako:
Artemis!!! come here I need a test victim, I mean subject *Artemis runs and hides*Haruka:
OK. All I have trim the fur. This should be easy 10 minutes later *the cat is bald*Michiru:
Aaahhhh!!! It got fur on my outfit!!!! It must die!!!! *chases cat around the clinic with a knife*Setsuna:
*to cat* I have to go to a concert. Will you watch the Time Warp for me? *no reply* Great!!! *dumps cat at door to the 30th century and leaves* *All bad guys escape and take over the planet*Hotaru:
Stop barking now. *Dog keeps barking* Fine!!! Death Reborn Revolution!!!! *Blows up the planet*7. Librarians
Usagi:
*to five year old* You should go outside and have some fun!!! Reading is bad for you!!!Ami:
*To five year old* This is a great book that explains the genetic relationship between horses and donkeys using Punnet Squares and Trigonometry!!! *blank stares*Rei:
No food in the library!!! *Whacks man over the head with staff*Mako:
Be quite!!!! *Punches out the man who was talking*Minako:
Too many books! I can't stand it any more *replaces all books with video games*Haruka:
*Kid asks her why she isn't wearing skirts like all the other librarians* There's this wonderful thing called cross-dressing *goes on to explain to explain cross-dressing* *child tells her mom that she wants to be a cross-dresser*Michiru:
*Remodels entire library and paints it all blue*Setsuna:
It's too loud in here!!! *Sends everybody to the Time Warp* much better. ^_^Hotaru:
It's too loud in here!!! *blows up planet to achieve ultimate silence*8. Models
Usagi:
*Trips and falls off the runway*Ami:
*Wearing leather pants and a black top* I've decided to become gothic. *Everybody passes out in shock*Rei:
Finally!! I can show the world how talented I am!!! *Trips over extinction cord and causes black out*Mako:
I can't walk in these shoes!!!!!Minako:
I have finally been discovered!!! *Walks right off the edge of the runway*Haruka:
*In a big, pink, frilly dress* I'm going to kill somebody *Leaps off the runway and kills the person who picked her outfit*Michiru:
*Gets jealous of other models and knocks the unconscious with her mirror*Setsuna:
*To make-up person* Don't touch the hair.Hotaru:
*Wearing a shirt that says I love peace* I have seen the light!!! I love peace *everybody passes out in shock*9. 5th grade teachers
Usagi:
*Has no idea what she's supposed to be teaching* 1 times 1 is 1?Ami:
If E=MC2 and M=5 then what is E and C equal? *blank stares*Rei:
Mars is the most powerful planet of all. Know that and you'll get an A+.Mako:
Punch spelled P-U-N-C-H. And it looks like this *punches a boy in the front row*Minako:
Venus is the goddess of love and beauty! Know that and you get an A+Haruka:
This is a car. This is the ignition. And what we're doing now is called speeding down a highway at rush hour!Michiru:
Girls, I'm going to show the wonders of make-up. *Holds up a a giant case of cosmetics*Setsuna:
This is the Time Warp! Your new home! *Leaves children in time warp*Hotaru:
*hands a student the silence glaive* Have fun. *Student blows up the planet*10. Architects
Usagi:
It needs to look like this. *Holds up picture of the moon kingdom* *She's on a budget on $500*Ami:
No! That column goes there. do to the fact...*goes into a detailed explanation of why the column goes there as opposed to three inches left.Rei:
Build an exact replica of my shrine. *She has 12 square feet of land*Mako:
Build a gym! *She has 8 pieces of plywood and a hammer*Minako:
It should look like this. *Holds up a picture of the White House*Haruka:
Build a racetrack!!! *She has a brick, and that's the full extent of her supplies*Michiru:
Build a mall!!! *Is on a $2 budget*Setsuna:
Build an observatory!!! *She's trying to build in the middle of an intersection*Hotaru:
Make a nuclear power plant!!! *She is arrested 2 days later for trying to build a nuclear power plant with intentions of blowing up the world*So, what did you think? If you liked it I'll put up jobs 11-20 soon. The only way for me to know if you liked it or not is for you to review, hint hint ^-^
