Disclaimer: I don't own anything
AN: You know those fangirls, with all their...fangirlness? ^.^ very obsessed over an anime and a VERY handsome bishie! (*hugs tasuki*) it's a tough life!! There's other rival fangirls EVERYWHERE!! Just competing for YOUR BISHIE!! One wrong move, one turn of the head to get coffee, and POOF! He's someone else's bishie!! You have no longer claimed him.
The fangirl wars...
This is a step by step lesson to understand how to claim AND keep your bishie...even in the heat of competetion. Things may get ugly here folks...
Step 1: Claim a bishie
Nyan nyan: here I am...again...-.-;; as if being the host in *How to get your favorite FY character* wasn't enough stress!sheesh! locking Chichiri up in that cage was the WORST decision of my life! I still have tama-neko's jaw prints! For a little cat he sure bites hard...
Miaka-baka: *coughs* *points to script of fic*
Nyan nyan: *SIGH* right. As usual, the poor nyan nyan is subjected to this...weird form of torture. *gets look from Miaka-baka* alright alright!!! im on it!
*takes out chalkboard and chalk from...anywhere. *
Nyan nyan: This is a step-by-step training program for you new Fangirls, and for those who just sadly couldn't compete with the harsh world of Fangirlness and need lessons to RECLAIM THEIR BISHIE!! *strikes as a dramatic pose as a Nyan nyan can strike...ends up looking dumb*
*classroom of fangirls looking up at nyan nyan with sweatdrops*
Nyan nyan: ...im embarrassing myself arent I?
Miaka-baka: completely making an ass of yourself. Utterly insane, unstable, ment-
Nyan nyan: *gags authoress* that's quite enough! What she means is that you first find a good anime, preferably one with good grafics- I mean, bad pictures make bad bishies!! We all want cute bishies right? ^.^ ...WRITE THIS DOWN!!!
*scribbling pencils*
Neko-chan: umm...can we claim someone under our age? And what's the limit?
Nyan nyan: egh...i don't see WHY you'd want someone under your ag-
Neko-chan: ARE YOU DISSING CHIRIKO!!?!??! *takes out great mallet of Dammit* CUZ IF YOU ARE!!!...
Nyan nyan: !!! ^.^;;;;;!!!! No no!! not at all...*mutters* especially not with that mallet around...
Neko-chan: WHAT DID YOU SAY!? *takes out mallet threatenly*
Nyan nyan: ^.^;;; well, about that OTHER question *takes out a stun dart* im not exactly sure. Everyone has their own limit I guess... there's no real limit. It'd be nice to have some from other animes, but...ah screw this! what this means is that the authoress doesn't have a clue about what she's talking...or making me talk about.
*Miaka-baka (still gagged, thankfully): MYUS EI MUO!!! (translation: yes I do!, real meaning: what AM I talking about? What are duckies? THE ALIENS ARE AFTER MEEEEE…tra-la-la-la la...)
Nyan nyan: *locks authoress in steel closet* man she's annoying! Moving on... be careful that your bishie has the traits you want!!
If you're a gentle person for example, DON'T CHOOSE TASUKI!!
If you have a problem with people who repeat things over, DON'T CHOSE CHICHIRI!!!
If you're angry with people smarter than you, DON'T CHOOSE CHIRIKO!!
If you hate teal haired people, DON'T CHOOSE TAMAHOME!!
If you hate piggy mikos, DON'T FOR GoDS SAKE PLEASE DON'T CHOOSE MIAKA!! As she would be... a weird piggy, stupid, bishoujo. ^.^
If you like your mirrors in your room to STAY PUT, DON'T CHOOSE HOTOHORI!!
If you don't like purple haired crossdressers who could flip over your bed with a pinky, DON'T CHOOSE NURIKO!
If you are really talkative, DON'T CHOOSE MISTUKAKE!!!
If you don't like cats, ...tama-neko will come over and kick your ass! MREOW!! SUPER SD KITTIE CLAWS!!!!!
Nyan nyan: know, homework tonight is to choose and write down the name of your bishie! (for reviewers who have a chance of being picked- write down your bishie in a review and praise thy authoress for her insanity. ^.^;; j/k. she's always been insane...)
*gagged authoress somehow jumps outta closet*: if you want your name somehow mentioned in here *just review*!! I'll write the names down and randomly choose a name to put in the next chapter!! With more support comes more chapters!!!
Nyan nyan: WHY THE HELL WONT YOU STAY PUT?!?!
TBC???
I chose Neko-chan cuz she's a bit weird, and cuz she's VERY VERY possessive about Chiriko-chan! ^.^
but remember,if you want your name somehow mentioned in here *just review*!! I'll write the names down and randomly choose a name to put in the next chapter!! With more support comes more chapters!!!
!and if you put ANY of my fics in your favorite's list and I find out, then you are almost 100% sure to be in the next chapter!
AN: You know those fangirls, with all their...fangirlness? ^.^ very obsessed over an anime and a VERY handsome bishie! (*hugs tasuki*) it's a tough life!! There's other rival fangirls EVERYWHERE!! Just competing for YOUR BISHIE!! One wrong move, one turn of the head to get coffee, and POOF! He's someone else's bishie!! You have no longer claimed him.
The fangirl wars...
This is a step by step lesson to understand how to claim AND keep your bishie...even in the heat of competetion. Things may get ugly here folks...
Step 1: Claim a bishie
Nyan nyan: here I am...again...-.-;; as if being the host in *How to get your favorite FY character* wasn't enough stress!sheesh! locking Chichiri up in that cage was the WORST decision of my life! I still have tama-neko's jaw prints! For a little cat he sure bites hard...
Miaka-baka: *coughs* *points to script of fic*
Nyan nyan: *SIGH* right. As usual, the poor nyan nyan is subjected to this...weird form of torture. *gets look from Miaka-baka* alright alright!!! im on it!
*takes out chalkboard and chalk from...anywhere. *
Nyan nyan: This is a step-by-step training program for you new Fangirls, and for those who just sadly couldn't compete with the harsh world of Fangirlness and need lessons to RECLAIM THEIR BISHIE!! *strikes as a dramatic pose as a Nyan nyan can strike...ends up looking dumb*
*classroom of fangirls looking up at nyan nyan with sweatdrops*
Nyan nyan: ...im embarrassing myself arent I?
Miaka-baka: completely making an ass of yourself. Utterly insane, unstable, ment-
Nyan nyan: *gags authoress* that's quite enough! What she means is that you first find a good anime, preferably one with good grafics- I mean, bad pictures make bad bishies!! We all want cute bishies right? ^.^ ...WRITE THIS DOWN!!!
*scribbling pencils*
Neko-chan: umm...can we claim someone under our age? And what's the limit?
Nyan nyan: egh...i don't see WHY you'd want someone under your ag-
Neko-chan: ARE YOU DISSING CHIRIKO!!?!??! *takes out great mallet of Dammit* CUZ IF YOU ARE!!!...
Nyan nyan: !!! ^.^;;;;;!!!! No no!! not at all...*mutters* especially not with that mallet around...
Neko-chan: WHAT DID YOU SAY!? *takes out mallet threatenly*
Nyan nyan: ^.^;;; well, about that OTHER question *takes out a stun dart* im not exactly sure. Everyone has their own limit I guess... there's no real limit. It'd be nice to have some from other animes, but...ah screw this! what this means is that the authoress doesn't have a clue about what she's talking...or making me talk about.
*Miaka-baka (still gagged, thankfully): MYUS EI MUO!!! (translation: yes I do!, real meaning: what AM I talking about? What are duckies? THE ALIENS ARE AFTER MEEEEE…tra-la-la-la la...)
Nyan nyan: *locks authoress in steel closet* man she's annoying! Moving on... be careful that your bishie has the traits you want!!
If you're a gentle person for example, DON'T CHOOSE TASUKI!!
If you have a problem with people who repeat things over, DON'T CHOSE CHICHIRI!!!
If you're angry with people smarter than you, DON'T CHOOSE CHIRIKO!!
If you hate teal haired people, DON'T CHOOSE TAMAHOME!!
If you hate piggy mikos, DON'T FOR GoDS SAKE PLEASE DON'T CHOOSE MIAKA!! As she would be... a weird piggy, stupid, bishoujo. ^.^
If you like your mirrors in your room to STAY PUT, DON'T CHOOSE HOTOHORI!!
If you don't like purple haired crossdressers who could flip over your bed with a pinky, DON'T CHOOSE NURIKO!
If you are really talkative, DON'T CHOOSE MISTUKAKE!!!
If you don't like cats, ...tama-neko will come over and kick your ass! MREOW!! SUPER SD KITTIE CLAWS!!!!!
Nyan nyan: know, homework tonight is to choose and write down the name of your bishie! (for reviewers who have a chance of being picked- write down your bishie in a review and praise thy authoress for her insanity. ^.^;; j/k. she's always been insane...)
*gagged authoress somehow jumps outta closet*: if you want your name somehow mentioned in here *just review*!! I'll write the names down and randomly choose a name to put in the next chapter!! With more support comes more chapters!!!
Nyan nyan: WHY THE HELL WONT YOU STAY PUT?!?!
TBC???
I chose Neko-chan cuz she's a bit weird, and cuz she's VERY VERY possessive about Chiriko-chan! ^.^
but remember,if you want your name somehow mentioned in here *just review*!! I'll write the names down and randomly choose a name to put in the next chapter!! With more support comes more chapters!!!
!and if you put ANY of my fics in your favorite's list and I find out, then you are almost 100% sure to be in the next chapter!