Hey, HEY! The Bandet's back and ready to go. If you people liked my Scream, Banshee Scream fanfic then you're going to love this! I had an idea to see if I could start story a about everyone's FAVORITE alien fighter, Master Chief Petty Officer Spartan 117. I believe that I did an amazing job, so enjoy a light slice of my Fanfic Heaven. Booya!!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Naruto or Halo. This wouldn't be called a fan fiction if I did. Plus I'm only going to this once because 1, it's too troublesome and 2, If people think I own anything from Naruto or Halo then they're De.Da.De.!!

CRASH LANDING

Chapter 1

As the wrecked, back half of a ship flooded towards a planet of mysterious organs an A.I. was checking its systems. "There are human life signs on that thing." It spook with the voice of a woman. "Maybe we won't be out here as long as I thought." After saying that it looked over at a cyro-tube that held her partner. She then decided that she would get them home no matter what. So after all that she used her systems to maneuver the engines, fires them for a short blast, and has the ship flouting faster towards the planet.

As the ship entered the atmosphere she forced the sealing doors to shut. "Those should last in tell we hit the ground. The rest after that is up to our luck." She thought as the ship got further and further into the atmosphere; the metal shields heating up as it did.

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On the outside of the Leaf Village was a woman patrolling the gate, well… she was to. She was asleep in a chair leaning against the wall. Snoring, but it was a soft snore and she had some droll rolling down her mouth. There was also a plate that had a lot of empty dampening sticks all over it next to her. I believe that's what's had her fall asleep.

"Miss Anko?" a voice said to her causing her to wake up suddenly and falling out of her chair.

"What is it?!" She asked with an angry tune whipping away the droll on her cheek.

"An object as been spotted in the near by regain." It was an Anbo Black Ops. He and his two man team were standing in front of her.

"Is it an attack?" She asked getting up, setting the chair back up and sitting down.

"No," The Anbo pointed into the forest. "We estimated it will land in the far end of the forest near the boarder."

Anko relaxed in the chair "Is it a real threat to the Village?"

"It maybe, but we think not."

"When will it hit?"

"At its current speed…" he thought for a moment "In one hour."

"Say what?" She asked raising an eyebrow "Has the Hokage been informed?"

"Not yet, we just caught sight of the object and haven't had time to."

She got out of the chair slowly and looked at the Anbo for a few moments "…" then out of no were "THEN GO ALERT THE HOKAGE YOU IDOIT!!" She screamed at the Anbo. "We need to Securer that thing no matter what it is!"

"Yes Mama." He and his team then disappeared into the Village.

Anko looked out into the forest were the Anbo had pointed. "I hope this isn't one of Orochimaru's tricks." She thought as she ran off into the forest in that direction.

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The ship hit the ground with tremendous force. The sickening impact caused a carter to form. Dirt and broken trees flew into the air making a giant dirt cloud. The sound of falling trees could be heard of in the distance.

When the dust finally cleared the sealing doors were all destroyed and the engines reactors were over heating. The impact must have caused that to happen. The A.I. was trying her hardest to cool and shut them down. For over an hour she was replacing cooling rods and tanks. Her calculations had to be prefect if her and her partner were to live. Finally she got the reactors to cool down to the point were they could be shut off.

The A.I. was checking her systems to see were a good place to find some people. The biggest lot of people was off a few clinks to the south. So after that she went though the ships system main frame to open the cryo-tube that held her partner. She downloaded the code and forced the tube to open.

As the tube door raised a cloud of cold smoke filled the room. When the cloud cleared a body formed from the tube. It looked like a big robotic being, but it was no other than Master Chief. Then Chief lifted his body out of the tube.

"Hey Chief, have a good nap?" The A.I. asked him

"Yea… So are we home?" He asked Pulling out a chip from the back of his helmet. He held it out in front of her and she held out her hand and transmitted herself into the chip.

"Not entirely. We're not on Erath, but there are human life signs on this planet. And there's a huge amount of people a few clicks south of here." He heard her voice in his helmet's speakers. "You ready to go?"

"Yea. Oh, and Cortana…"

"Yes?"

"Thanks"

A little surprised she said "your welcome Chief."

Then as Master Chief turns to leave he see's a woman standing in the cryo rooms door way. She was covered in dirt and was holding a kunai in her hand. She seemed to be out of breath. "Who the hell ...huff…are you?" Anko asked in a serious voice.

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Hey there peps. It's me again and no I'm not interrupting the story it's the end of chapter one. I know it's sort, but I'll make it up to you all in the next chapter. So I hoped you enjoyed it and I wish you readers would at least log on and send reviews, it means a lot to me if you do.

What will happen in the next chapter? Can Master Chief and Cortana live on a planet that is weirder than anything that they have ever encountered? Find out next time in CRASH LANDING!