Neely and her camera crew raced through the halls of the DentonVale set, catching all the Denton audience regulars on camera. They were all swaying side to side singing the DTV anthom in perfect sync with eachother. Farley's plan had worked. He had enslaved almost the entire population of Denton, Ohio in a mere few minutes. Now he stood on the desk in Cosmo and Nation's office, watching as everyone threw the papers and forms out of the draws and around the room. He stepped down from the desk and over to Cosmo who was talking to Bert.

"Both of you come with me. Cosmo, bring your sister aswell." Cosmo and Bert followed Farley out of the office, alerting Nation on the way out.
"What's this for Farley?" Nation asked as they walked into the dining room.

"I just wanted to say congratulations to you three specially. I couldn't of done this without your help." He smirked.

"Not that we had any choice in the matter." Cosmo mumbled. Nation elbowed him in the stomach but Farley didn't seem to notice.

"What now?" Bert asked, confused.

"We carry on as normal. We need to calm things down a little around here." Farley explained. He then turned to Cosmo and Nation.

"What?" Nation asked as she caught Farley's gaze.

"I need you to pump knockout gas through the vents in the halls. Knock out the audience and put them back in their seats."

"It will be done." Nation walked off. Cosmo followed her.

"Cigar Bert?" Farley asked.

"No thank you. We don't smoke where I come from." Bert laughed and waved his hand.

"Suit yourself." Farley lit his cigar "Say, where do you come from anyway?"

"Ermm... Germany..." Bert smiled slightly as he fumbled with his words.

A couple of miles away, in Denton Cemetery, a bright light shone. As it disintegrated, two figures stood there. They were wearing gold and black space looking costumes with an electric bolt on it. One of the figures stepped away from the other.
"Were here, my illustrious sister. He said. The other stepped beside him.

"Denton, Ohio, Earth." She laughed "What a pitiful place. Are you sure he's here?"

"I am sure. The tracking unit rarely gets locations wrong." The male figure turned towards the female one. They both joined hands and put them up, towards the sky before laughing manically.

"We shall find Bert N Schnick."


Hey guys! I haven't been on in ages! But I'm back!

For those of you waiting for m FNAF fanfics you might be disappointed to know that I'm kinda getting bored of FNAF. Instead ROCKY HORROR AND SHOCK TREATMENT HAVE TAKEN OVER MY LIFE! So I might return to them, but probably not. Sorry.

But what did you guys think of the start of this one? What's going to happen next time? Well, you'll just have to wait! But I will hopefully be updating a lot over these next couple of weeks!

Anyway...

See Yaz!

All haters will be used to make Human Pie. (Just like Eddie ;) )