A/N: I has plot! Skipper, Kowalski and Private(Over thar) are girls in this and it's not an AU… They are girls who don't like being girls so went to Military as boys….. You can slap me now.

Skipper was walking to her room when she saw a certain albino on the floor. She knelt down next to him. 'What the deuce is Hans doing here?' she tilted her head. 'Is he…' she poked him and Hans shook his head. Skipper sighed in relief and smirked. She poked his shoulder, it squeaked. She giggled. Experimentation time! She poked him again, only in the nose. He scratched it. She raised an eyebrow before breathing onto his face. Another smirk and she breathed onto his face again. The same reaction.

All was fun and games until Hans wrapped his arm around Skipper's neck. "GHA!" Skipper yelped as her head collided with his chest, a blush spreading across her face. She lifted her head only for it to slam against his chest again. Grunting, she placed her left leg on the right side of him with her right leg still on his left side. Using both her arms, she tried to pry herself from him.

Then, she felt a presence of someone. Three someones, that is… 'Crap,' she cursed in her thought before turning around to find Rico, Kowalski and Private standing there in shock. Kowalski was covering Private's eyes while Rico stood there with a dumbstruck look. "S-sorry to interrupt your umm… Uh…. 'Special time', Maam…. B-bye!" with that the elder girl ran off with Private and Rico.

"NO WAIT! THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"

Unbeknownst to her, Hans was smirking with his eyes closed.

THE END

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Got the idea from a video on youtube called; '[MMD] (Rin x Len) This is not what you think it is!'