Gundam Wing Messages
by: Dekiru-chan
If the Gundam pilots recorded their own messages this is probably how they would be:
Heero:
This is Heero. I'm killing someone. Or attempting suicide. Don't leave your name or number... the address will do. State your method of death. Old age does not comply. beep
Duo:
HEY! THIS IS DUO MAXWELL! I'M NOT HERE RIGHT NOW! LEAVE YOUR NAME AND NUMBER AND I'LL CALL BACK! I'M ON A MISSION! IT PROBABLY INVOLVES SLAUGHTERING MASSES OF INNOCENT PEOPLE WHILE I CHUCKLE JOYOUSLY AT THEIR CRIES OF ANGUISH! THANK YOU AND HAVE A GREAT DAY! beep
Trowa:
Being mauled by a rabid lion. Leave message.beep
Quatre:
Hello...you've reached the Winner residence. I'm so extremely apologetic that I'm not present to pick up your phone call, which is extremely precious to me. Please leave your name and number and I'll call you as soon as I can! I'm so privileged to receive a phone call from you, thank you again! Thank you, thank you! silence ::says it sweetly::
If you're one of my sisters who need to borrow money please hang up and dial: 1-800-GO-TO-HELL. beep
Wufei:
This is the almighty Wufei. I don't feel like it picking up your call or I'm looking at the Caller ID and I think you unworthy to listen to my voice. Don't bother leaving your message... I'll just stand here and laugh at your stupidity. HA HA! beep
Relena looks at phone with a bewildered expression and puts it down slowly... reconsidering her choice of the Gundam boys as her bodyguards.
Dekiru-chan's note: I know its bad... Please review.