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Plot is mine! DON'T TAKE IT AWAY. It's all I have left -sobs- That and my word at the bottom (you'll know it when you see it)

WARNING - later chapters are to have yaoi / shounen-ai deal with it and if you can't don't read.

Thank you and goodnight/day/evening.

I grimaced, not believing my eyes. My friend was cheating on my other friend, with that friend's girlfriend. Man that was confusing but trust me you'll get it soon. This was getting a bit out of hand. "HAYNER!" I called out to the tangled mass of limbs and lips.

"...Rhm?" he mumbled not bothering to unlock his lips from hers. Jeez, what was with him? People were seriously starting to stare.

"Get over here now!" I yelled again. "And Namine get your mouth off him and keep at least SOME of your dwindling dignity!" Can't Kairi keep her under control? Really!

"What!" He mumbled loudly, his overly big cammo pants rustling with each step.

"Do you KNOW what you're doing to poor little Pence? He actually thinks he's going out with Namine! Why are you doing this?" I was exasperated. How could he do this to the poor little deluded Pence? Even though he was smart, why was he stupid enough to believe in this girl? She's not even super straight like me. She's curvy with some straight qualities. If ya know what I mean.

"Yeah, I know." he replied bored. "And I dun care. Shay kissed me first." Hayner sounded as if he was drunk and it didn't make it better that when he was going for a cool stride down the hall, he ended up sauntering dizzily and running into several lockers. Loud clanging noises could be heard for a long time as I thought about the day. Running my hand through my hair, it probably wouldn't need anymore gel for the rest of my life, I thought about that disappearing new kid. I'm assigned the greeting job in the student council. I go and escort them to classes and can skip my own for about a day. I stay with them for about a week as I help them adjust to our screwed up school life. Damn that kid though. He didn't show up! He was supposed to be here today but he's still unpacking his house. He ARRIVED three days ago. What was he a girl! "And damn that Marluxia!"

"Hmmm?" A hand snaked around my shoulder as I felt a presence, a little too late. "Oh Roxas! That wouldn't be poor little me your talking about, would it? Why would you say that?" Marluxia batted his eyelashes at me. Which, as you might guess, is creepy with his pink hair flipping everywhere. His face was arranged in a pattern a little cherub might be jealous of. 'I'm in DEEP trouble now...'

"No of course not!" I smiled hurriedly at him." I was talking about the Marluxia on that one new show. You know the one who killed my favorite character!" I hope he didn't start watching soap operas anytime lately. Guess not. I smiled, thanking god inwardly.

His face was a mix of remorse, for someone else had his name. And it also had some confusion in there too. His mouth frowned.

"Oh, well anyway be ready for the new student tomorrow. And no faking sickness like you tried to do today." Oh how wrong he was, I�really was sick, "Or I might have to come over and get you." Oh my gosh! I'm going to die. Marluxia's voice sounded like he wanted to kill me but he was smiling. God this man was disturbed. Everyone thought the vice-president of the council was awesome. The council members, well. We knew SO much better. "I'll see ya tomorrow Roxy" he turned and strode away.

"DON'T call me ROXY!" I yelled at the empty hall. The students had left long ago, leaving me alone in an almost empty school.

I brushed off lingering hints of Marluxia and walked into the bright sunlight. "I'm so hungry" I whined and walked forward. People, as usual, avoided me outside school. The wind died down for a bit so I took the liberty of checking my hair. It was definitely still there. In the middle of this, I finally find out my stomach's growling.

"ARGH!" I screamed in frustration. NOW I have to go to the stupid store and buy food. I ran out of food last night. Damn it and my mom is still gone on her stupid business trip. WHY does everyone hate me! Oh well I changed my walking from, going home to, going to the grocery store. Why people call it that, I will never know. It should be a food store. Hell let's just get it over with. I walked in, grabbed a ton of frozen pizzas, and went to the register.

Mom left me a frickin' pre-paid tab here so I can just go in and out with the food. Oh well the line was unnaturally long for a Tuesday. There was some woman who looked, and smelled, as if she was a cat lady. Another guy in front of her and then. Suddenly a red gust of hair caught my view. It was unruly and flew in pretty much every direction but it still looked awesome. I wonder who they were. Since I don't know if it's a guy or girl yet, haven't seen the rest of 'em.

While I was spacing apparently the cat lady had ran over her foot with her cart. I stood behind her snickering until she turned around. "ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?" He-SHE screamed hysterically.

I freaked out. Naturally, anyone would when a woman with a full goatee and buzz cut was staring at you.

Well now, that's just fantabularific.

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