Embry and Quil's NoNo List

by Shade in the Shadows

Rated T just in case. Sam, Paul, and Jacob write a list of what Quil and Embry cannot do in school. Just so you know, Sam is supposed to have written it all and all 3 boys put ideas and signed it.

Summary: Sam writes a list of things Embry and Quil are not allowed to do in school. Embry and Quil are imprints.

(Not for young children)

Written By: Pheonix Amazon Carter (AKA: ImmaSprinkler)

Things Embry and Quil Are Not Allowed To Do In School

By: Sam Urie

1) Don't flip off the school police.

2) No sex in the bathroom!

3) Don't make bird faces at your teachers, then say it's their fault when you get detention.

4) No PDA in the hallways!

5) No pranks on the other pack members.

6) Again, ABSOLUTELY NO SEX IN THE BATHROOM! Please.

7) Only buy 1 lunch at school.

8) Don't text eachother in class, while your sitting right next to eachother.

9) No sex in the bathroom...

10) Stop trying to make out with the boys you know are not gay.

11) Don't call your class mates by random nicknames they don't know you've given them.

12) Don't take pictures of cheetah-print thongs, then spread rumors that it belongs to your male principle.

13) Don't spread rumors about having 4-somes with members of the pack. They're your brothers, it's wrong.

14) No silly-string fights in the hallways.

15) Finally...NO SEX IN THE BATHROOMS!

P.S. The reason I put No sex in the bathroom, is because I'm tired of paying for you classmates therapy!

Love,

Sam Paul & Jacob