The day started out fine, eggs and smiles, but somehow ended with being run over by a guy on a scooter then thrown over his shoulder and taken home, yes, just another day in the life of Veronica Mars.

"Is she dead?"

Cracks of light came shining in as did a bunch of faces standing over me, old and young strangers surrounding me as I lay on the couch of a white apartment.

When I tried to sit up all the blood rushed to my head and it all came back to me, road, scooter, creepy smiling guy.

"Nope I'm still kicking, unlucky you, now where am I?"

Creepy smiles on creepy strangers were all I saw, and so far the creepiest one was the runner-over himself.

"I should have had a back up taser."

"You can borrow mine, dear. See Lindsay, you should be just like her she's not a cow."

"Can I keep her?"

"No! Gob, you can't keep her and why did you bring her here? You could have waited for her to wake up and let her go."

"But she's just so darn cute, you like her don't you and you want her for yourself!"

Though out the mess of crazy there seemed to be one person that was shining with sense and that was the person I needed to be near not the creepy Gob guy that wanted to keep me, yeah I really need to stay clear of him.

"Hey, can I say a few things? Yeah, Gob or what ever the hell your name is, you can't keep me. Lindsay, you're not a cow, and grandma move your ass I need to run."

Everyone feel into a stunned silence, perfect time to make a break for it.

"I love you, take this pill and love me again!"

I don't think he'll still love me after I stick my foot up his ass, so much for trying to run for the door all I ended up doing was being pinned by a grown man trying to shove a 'forget-me' pill down my throat.

Nothing to shock him with, but my foot still did the trick.

"I-I still love you!"

"Please God, shoot me now."

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Gob was his name, George Bluth the second and as I sat cup of tea in my hands he stared at me eyes big and goggling me waiting for a chance to say 'I love you' all over again.

All I could do was stay near the sane one, and make sure he was five feet away at all times, I don't want another reply of 'take this pill and love me again!' but I did want another reply of kicking him where the sun don't shine.

"Well, Mrs. Mars, I'm Michael Bluth and I'm so very sorry about my family, mostly my brother. I would say I don't know what got into them, but that would be lying, you see there like this everyday. Do you want me to drive you home, or call someone?"

He was calming, and I needed calm right now, he was old too old for me, but he was cute a small little smile springing up on his lips when he spoke about his family, that was even crazier then mine.

"I already called my dad; he's coming to get me, Mr. Bluth. Thanks, my family isn't that sane either."

"You're leaving? NO!"

"Gob, she's eighteen years old, too young for you."

"But she's legal and I love her. Veronica, you'll stay, right?"

He was using tears, big and glossy eyes staring at me saying 'stay' he was like a deranged puppy-dog, it was both hard and easy to say 'no way in hell' but at lest I said it nicer.

"No, I'm going home, sorry Gob but I have a boyfriend but I'll do you a favor and not tell him about you, so you can sleep with both eyes closed."

"I'll fight him to the death and win your love."

"Ummm….yeah I think your dad's here, Veronica. Have a save drive and thank God that you don't have these people as family."

Now that scared me but not as much as being attacked by the crazy guy's lips, so much that I ran out there like a cat being forced to take a bath.

"Gob, what was that for?"

"A goodbye kiss, sniff I'll miss her, my love."

"Oh, whatever."