This is my first FanFic so please don't get mad at me wince
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or Xbox. Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight, sigh unfortunately.
Edward: (shoves Emmett over the back of the couch)
Bella: Edward!
Esme: Boys! Stop fighting over the Xbox!
Edward: Aw, it's okay; we've got two more upstairs.
Bella: (mouth hanging wide open in astonishment) T-t-two more! How rich are you people!?
Esme: I'm not worried about it breaking. I'm worried about you two killing each other and making a mess of the house. (walks into kitchen)
Emmett: (fully recovered and back in his place on the couch) Hey, Edward, I hear these things catch on fire sometimes.
Edward: Cool! Let's see if we can do that!
Emmett: Sounds like fun!
Bella: What?! That's not fun. That's dangerous.
Emmett: You worry too much.
Esme: (calls from kitchen) Boys, I don't want the house to burn down.
Bella: (mumbles to self) No, that's okay, you're all so cold that you could just sit on the fire to make it go out.
Emmett: Yah! Bella's right. We have Edward, our own personal fire extinguisher. (points to Edward)
Edward: Hey! Why am I the fire extinguisher?
Emmett: Because, I'm not gonna make myself look like an idiot and sit on an Xbox. Duh!
Edward: Oh, thanks Emmett, you are so kind.
Bella: I wasn't serious. Could you really put out a fire like that?
Emmett: 'Course we can, we're vampires. We can do anything we want.
(commercial blares suddenly)
Announcer: Does your Xbox always catch on fire? Do you need a fire extinguisher but can never find one? Do you love Edward Cullen? Well now you can get the special edition Xbox, fully equipped with your own personal Edward Cullen fire extinguisher. You'll never need another one!
(commercial over)
(everyone has a look of shock on their face)
Bella: (drops controller)
Emmett: That was weird.
Edward: Very frightening.
Bella: (whimpering) How did they know your name?
Esme: (walks back into room) What's wrong with you all. It looks like you've just been given an awful scare.