It was a cloudy day, with the smell of coming rain lingering in the air. Lemon was taking a lovely walk along a cliff side alone, as you do, when she spotted a bird in the sky, a red kite. She was so focused on the bird that she didn't notice the gaping hole that was in her path.

'I wonder if birds have names, like humans have names. Probably not. Maybe. Eh. I wonder if- oh. Well, I'm falling now. Probably fainted from staring upwards for too long' and so she proceeded to fall down a surprising long hole.

'God, I hope I'm not in some kinky version of Alice in Wonderland. Please no, god no. The internet has taught me things I would like to forget….'

At last she fell down face-first into a big patch of yellow flowers, relived that this probably is not a kinky Alice in Wonderland scenario. For a while she just laid there, enjoying the slightly sickening smell of flowers. As Lemon was doing this, another random question popped into her head, 'Where does cocaine come from?'. Lemon thought about this for a while, and then got up to see the surroundings on where she actually landed. There were big letters that said 'Enter Name'. Now, Lemon saw the chance to cause havoc, name-wise. She giggled as she entered her, well, a name into the space. The words then vanished and in its place was a flower.

'Howdy!' said the flower. 'I'm Flowey! Flowey the Flower! (Authors Note: I have now written the word flower so many times it looks alien).

'Bitch please,' said Lemon, 'you are a Pokémon!'

'You obviously have no idea what you are doing!' said Flowey. ('Well done Sherlock.' said Lemon, sarcastically.) 'Let me give you some help!'. Little white pellets appeared around Flowey. 'These are friendliness pellets! Just run into these!'

'Yeah, because that doesn't sound suspicious at all' said Lemon, sarcastically. The pellets then whizzed towards Lemon, and being the normal person she is, she opened her mouth, and ate the pellets. Lemon felt an almighty pain inside of her.

'Uh…...' said Flowey, a little confused, 'I guess that works too.' Flowey then quickly changed personality. 'You idiot! In this world it's kill or be killed!'

'Just another day, then' said Lemon. Suddenly, a fireball came out from nowhere and hit Flowey, sending him flying (even though he is attached to the ground, but, well, you know). Then, a giant goat in a dress appeared.

'What a terrible creature to torture such a young youth!' said the giant goat.

'Well,' said Lemon, 'the pellets tasted pretty cool so- '

'Do not be afraid my child,' interrupted the giant goat, 'I am Toriel, caretaker of the Ruins.'

'Guess your gonna give me a better tu-toriel than Flowey did then!' said Lemon laughing.

'Hush, my child,' said Toriel, looking slightly irritated, you are the first human to fall down here in a long time, I wish we had someone else….'

'Wow I am so genuinely triggered(!)' said Lemon sarcastically.