(Tsuzuki, Hisoka, and Muraki wake up in poorly lit basement with cement walls and boxes everywhere.)
Tsuzuki: Ah…my head. How in the hell? What is this place?
(Hisoka grumbles.)
Hisoka: Uh…Tsuzuki…Your sitting on top of someone.
Tsuzuki: Oh shit! Sorry sir are you…(turns over Muraki)…OK!
Hisoka: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (tries to open door and can't get out.)
Tsuzuki: Why HIM! WAKE UP TSUZUKI! WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE!
Muraki: I believe that this isn't a dream.
Tsuzuki: What kinda sick joke is this!
Shadowgoddess: My joke. (walks in.)
Shadowgoddess: I have five cans of pepper spray and a tazer gun. Do what I ask and you won't have an unfortunate meeting with one of them.
Tsuzuki: You sick bitch…AHHHHHHHHH!
(Shocks Tsuzuki with tazer gun.)
Shadowgoddess: I'm not finished!
Tsuzuki: Yes…ma'm
Shadowgoddess: Ok…I want you guys to do a yaoi threesome for me so I can film it and watch it everyday! MMMWWWWWAAAAAHHAAAAAA!
Hisoka: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tsuzuki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Muraki: COOL!
Shadowgoddess: I'll give you food and "toys" for you to eat and use if you know what I mean. If I don't get a awesome tape, then I'll make you do it again! See yah! (walks out.)
Tsuzuki: Why? Why do we always get in these crazy situations?
Hisoka: I have no idea….
Muraki: Shall we start!
Tsuzuki: NO! I'm not in the mood!
(toys drop down from pipe.)
Hisoka: Whoa…what's this? (turns vibrator on.)
Muraki: OMG! Give me that! (grabs it.)
Hisoka: How do you use it?
Tsuzuki: Are you kidding me!
Muraki: Oh…I'll show you how to use it…(grabs Hisoka and pulls him towards him.)
(just then, chains and rope fall from the ceiling.)
Muraki: I love this place…(pulls Hisoka's pants off.)
Hisoka: What are you doing! (blushes.)
Muraki: You wanted to know how you use it…so I'm merely doing you a favor!
Hisoka: TSUZUKI! HELP ME!
Tsuzuki: I'm sorry, but if we want to get out of here, then I'll have to let Muraki have his way…I'm so sorry.
Muraki: Now…(turns on vibrator.) It goes in like this. (inserts it into Hisoka.)
Hisoka: No! Not there. (moans.)
Tsuzuki: I guess I'll have to join…(gulps)
Muraki: Oh…well, well. I guess Tsuzuki likes what he sees!
Tsuzuki: Hey! That's not it…(Tsuzuki blushes.)
Muraki: Don't try and hide it, I know you want Hisoka just like this! (crawls towards Tsuzuki.)
Tsuzuki: It's…just that I…(looks away from Muraki's gaze.)
Muraki: You're just like me, aren't you? (Kisses Tsuzuki's neck.)
Tsuzuki: Yes…I mean STOP IT!
Muraki: Ha hah! You can't hide it now. You want me! Right?
Tsuzuki: YES! (lunges towards Muraki and kisses him.)
Hisoka: Pull this thing out! I can't take it! YOU GUYS!
(Tsuzuki frenches Muraki as he pulls off Muraki's trench coat.)
Tsuzuki: Shall we have some fun with Hisoka?
Muraki: I was just thinking the same thing…
(They both crawl towards Hisoka.)
Hisoka: Why do you have that "I'M GONNA RAPE YOU" look? Guys…come on. YOU GUYS REALLY! BE GENTAL WITH ME!
Muraki: I like we my prey has spunk to it…
Tsuzuki: How shall we prepare this meal, chef Muraki…
Muraki: How bout a large helping of foreplay and a side of oral!
Tsuzuki: And for the main corse…a whole lotta sex!
Muraki: And desert, a nice pinch of hand job! HA HAH!
Hisoka: You guys better not do what you'll say you'll do!
Tsuzuki: Oh don't worry, we will! (evil smile.)
Hisoka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TO BE CONTINUED