Ok, this is really random, I'm completely making it up as I go along, from a line that came in my head 30 seconds ago…enjoy!

"Ryou Bakura, you are charged with the murder of Yugi Muto. How do you plead?"

"Guilty."

Bakura's lawyer slapped his forehead. This was possibly the worst client, he, or anyone he ever knew had received. He pushed his glasses up and stared at the white haired man on the stand.

"You are also charged with the theft of; 2 automobiles, $10,000, The 'Millennium Puzzle' 5 assorted weapons and a packet of gummy bears. How do you plead?"

The albino thought for a moment, nodding at the mention of the items.

"I think you'll find it was 2 packets of gummy bears."

The judge rubbed his temples, more than likely thinking 'What an idiot' or 'Why am I here?' Bakura's lawyer once again slapped his forehead, why did this guy want a lawyer? It was more of a confession than a trial.

"Again, you are also charged with raiding an appliance store and vandalising the appliances…"

"Fucking Damn Toaster." Bakura spat.

"Silence in court." Bakura rolled his eyes.

"Vandalising appliances, sending threatening messages to the Muto household, assaulting several civilians…"

Bakura laughed, Wheeler, was not a civilian, he wasn't even civil…neither was Ishtar for that matter. The judge once again gave Bakura a menacing glare, trying not to laugh, he wondered how he'd look with his hair like that…he decided he'd look rather dashing…compared to the judge.

"…assaulting several civilians, graffiti on the grocery store walls and windows, and self harm. How do you plead?"

"Guilty." Bakura beamed.

"Due to your age, you are unlicensed to drive, and have therefore not only stolen an automobile, but driven it, underage, how do you plead?"

"I'm 5000 years old, I think I class as old enough."

The lawyer stood up, sweating, he began speaking,

"Your honour, my client has a few, mental problems, you will have to excuse his…behaviour."

"Ryou Bakura, I here by sentence you to 25 years imprisonment and a further 5 years in rehabilitation. Case dis…"

Suddenly the white haired man shook, and his menacing red eyes changed to a soft brown. Blinking and realizing what was happening, Ryou, stood up and yelled with as much force as possible,

"I'm innocent!"

The lawyer rubbed his temples, this man was insane, could he not make up his mind?

"The case is closed, Mr Bakura, you where found guilty. Please follow the guards."

"Your honour, that wasn't me speaking!"

"I'm sure it wasn't. Case dismissed."

With that, Ryou sank back into the chair, and slumped his head into his hands, watching people file out through silver locks of hair.

-Well done Bakura, you've just gotten me 25 years.-

- Now, now, why so sad? This will be fun.-

-Fun?! Do you not know what jail is!? It's lonely, and dark and cold and…-

- Silly, silly Ryou, I know what jail is, and I know I can escape. You're looking at a thief king here.-

- You better mean that Bakura, or I swear I'll make you sorry.-

- I wish I was afraid…but I'm not. What can you do, that will scare me?-

- I shall call Anzu to visit us, every day.-

Bakura mentally shuddered.

I swear we will not be in there that long, for I have a plan…-

So, what did you think, I'm gonna do some more chapters and stuff, so yeah. Hope you liked it.