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This weird life

"Normal" is not in my dictionary. I am an odd person walking down the dirt rode. I was wearing an kilt wit a Grey tank with an darker gray jacket carry an sword that was highly decorative but still can be use in a fight (Cause I test it.) I was walking home from the Celtic games (50 Irish baby!) I was play with my wooden knatana. As I walk it my stance and swing thou it was stop by a hand.

"Oh sorry Sir I wasn't paying attention." I glance to a fellow Celtic game dress-up.

"Wasn't?" He questions.

"Was not, yes I know I am not in character but I heading home and…" the guy was bemuse by elongated answer. "Boy, Two question for you. One where is home? And why you wearing a skirt?" I give him a queer look. "MMM, home that way" Pointing to the dirt road, " And I am wear a kilt an traditional wear by both the Irish and the Scottish people."

"Boy," Roll my eyes (anyone can see I am a girl) "Where you going is
Riverdella." My reaction is basing this:" Are you on crack?'' his reaction was "What is this crack you speak ofNo one talk like that. "You are on crack either that or I just got punk!"

"You need help lost boy." Throws pants and a trench type coat "Put these on." I ask "You really expected me to actually put this on well you are watching?" He replies "Yes.

"I think not." I said back.

Then the dude brandishes his sword. Which usually get people to do what you want. (I know I've tried it.) I quickly get the pants on then remove my kilt put the Trench coat over my jacket I stated dryly "There, Happy?" He goes "Just Thrall"

All I am thinking is that how odd this is and how to "escape" from it. Were coming up to the other dude friends I just squeal "Hey it the hobbits" Not the brightest move I run up to the one know as Sam To go "Yo my homie Hobbit, what up fool." I think none of them got any ting out of it expect for Sam with got them all freak out an a sword at my face. I am freak out "What did I do now?" He glares at me "You are odd."

"No. I told Sam" He interrupt, "How do you know his name I sure he would remember a colorful person like you." I deciand that it was a good time to mess around to see how far this was going. "Well I can see the future but not really but this Merry and Pippin with those weird hobbit feet". I guess he had no time for me caused he goes "Then Keep such knowledge to oneself then."

As we walk about an hour later, (And I still not escapee from the group of the crazy) we were met up by twins. With made me a bit worry, (More like freak out, what if this is not a dream or some prank being plays on me?). This there interacts.

Twin one; "Halt who goes there?" The other one answers him, "Oh my Star! Brother, it is Strider with the hobbits!" And Strider then goes "Plus one that I found wondering."

Both twins jump down to me. Walk one clockwise the other counter-clockwise around me, their mistake. "I do not know. Strange for a human Boy (Girl!) to be alone in these parts." Other kept on going on I agree, but we cannot…"

And both went down with a big "Woof" my leg simply sticks straight out. With a look from Strider I simply stated. "What? I was getting dizzy."

The Twins jump right up "We think we going to have much fun with him." And walk us into the gate.

"Holy Shi…."