Hey there everyone! I have just recently started watching Big Bang and It's hillarious! SO this idea popped into my head and i absolutely could not get it out. So here we are.
I don't want to offend anyone because I don't know toooo much about this show but I tried doing research and stuff because I'm also not thee brightest crayon in the box.
Anywhoooooo I hope you all likey and tell me how I did(:
Hello there everyone, I am Santana Marie Lopez and I'm an experimental physicist with an IQ of 173. Damn straight I'm that smart if yallz we're wondering. Hold on to your seats when I tell you more about me. Yes, indeed I did get my doctorate when I was merely 24 years old.
I thought I would tell all you people about how smart I am before I begin my story on how my life changed drastically because of merely a new neighbor.
One day my best friend, Rachel Berry, and I were out getting some Indian food to satisfy our burning hunger after all that game playing we did that day. Rachel Berry is a scientist alongside me where we work at MIT. She is a theoretical physicist. I will admit she is smarter than I am only because she was a child prodigy while starting college at the mere age of 11.
I bet when you were 11 all you had to worry about was acne and dating. Rachel had to deal with quantum physics.
Rachel Berry's my short stack with a huge ass brain. She chooses to always wear some sort of superhero shirt and khacki's. Berry's a little on the cray cray side, for example she only ever sits on one spot on our couch, doesn't like to touch people, and doesn't understand the concept of sarcasm.
Where as I am super smart also, but I'm not insane in the membrane. I hate contacts so I wear my thick black rimmed glasses, that I constanly have to push back up to the bridge of my nose. I keep my black, thick, Latina hair straight and rarely ever do anything to it. I love me some jackets so no one can see that much of my skin. I almost always wear my low- cut black converse and physic themed tee shirts.
See I'm only slightly crazy.
Anway I've been explaining far too much I must start on my story. Where was I? Oh yes, lunch. Thank you. As Rach and I walked up the many flights of stairs that wind up to our apartment we share together. We call it the woman cave. Well, I do, Rach just shakes her head at me.
As we walk we start to talk absentmindedly about the newest Star Trek coming out in Blu Ray, I swing the indian food in the brown paper bag by my side smelling the curry wafting up to my nostrils. My stomach grumbles and Rachel hears it.
"You know the word stomach comes from the Latin word stomachus which is derived from the Greek word stomachos, ultimately from stoma, meaning mouth." Rachel walks with her hands straight at her sides and looks over at me with raised, dark eyebrows, potentially challenging me to give more valuable information on the topic.
I hastily push my glasses to the bridge of my nose and awkwardly smile over at her. We're almost to our house, thank heavens.
Don't get me wrong I love Rach as a sister type love, but there are just some times when the nerd is just too strong in her and that's coming from me the woman who owns every DVD, costume, and almost every replica from anything and everything seen on Star Trek, Seasons 1-3.
As we finally reach the floor where our apartment lays,movement at the corner of my eye catches my attention.
Across the hall, the door is wide open, boxes scattered everywhere, and the fattest cat I have ever seen and I have seen a lot of cats. Thank you, YouTube.
Rachel stops to see what I'm doing, when I see her eyes scatter over to the blonde beauty at the table with her backs to us.
From what I can collect she is very tall and lean, strong calf muscles, she's wearing cut of booty shorts, and a soft baby blue tee shirt that's a little too short on her torso so it gives us the erfect view of some skin. Wanky.
Her beautiful blonde hair cascades down her back and stops mid way. It's looks so soft and clean. Sanny wanna touch.
"New Neighbor?" My voice hushed, laced with hope.
"Evidently." Rachel grips her bag, that's hung over her shoulder and goes down t her hips, studying blonde beauty.
"Significant improvement over the old neighbor." I whisper as I look all around her amazing body. I can't wait to see her face.
Rachel looks up at me, eyebrows scrunched, "200 pound transvestite with a skin condition, yes she is." Rachel explained looking back over at blonde beauty.
That's when one moment changed my life forever.
She looked at us.
Her eyes were blue-er than the see, almost crystal like, her face soft and smiling, freckles littered around her cheeks like they were splatter painted on. Her blue eyes met my dark cocoa colered eyes and time stopped for me.
I know I'm a scientist and time can't literally stop but at that moment years of school and learning was washed out the window. Time really does stop. Suck on that science.
Tiny little waves tingle through my body and when she smiled it was like the Fourth of July in my internal organs.
She smiled over at Rach and I and spoke for the first time, "Oh hi!" She bounced on the heels of her feet smiling so softly at us.
"Hi."
"Hi."
Rach and I stuttered out nervously. Rach's grip on her bag tightened. This was a good day for us to actually have a pretty girl talk to us and not call the cops.
"Hi."
"Hi." We both stuttered out again because the nerves were gut wrenching. We both have never in our lives actually had a pretty girl make eye contact with us.
We're super duper nerds.
She tilted her head sideways at us as her cute little eyebrows scrunched together. "Hi?" Her eyes were soft and un-judgemental. A smile tugging at the corner of her soft looking pink thin lips.
My hand came up to my red shirt to play with it as I try and think of something else to say to blonde beauty. "We don't mean to interrupt, we live across the hall." I say as I inch closer to the beautiful blonde. Rachel hot on my heels.
"Oh that's so nice!" Blonde beauty smiles at us, face softening even more than it was before, eyes raking over Rach and I.
I stutter, understanding why her eyes got even softer. "Uh no uh, we don't live togetherrr... I mean we live together but in seperate bedrooms!" I spit out motioning with my hands that Rachel and I are just friends and colleaugues.
She laughs, much like an angel I might add, and leans over to turn of her music that was softly playing in the background. "Okay well, I guess I'm your new neighbor. Brittany S. Pierce. No not Brittany Spears. There's always confusion about that." Her entire face scrunches up as she stalks over to us with more sexual appeal than Beyonce.
I smile soflt yover at her as our eyes meet yet again. "Santana. Rachel." Rach and I motion to whose who.
"Hi." She whispers looking over both of us.
"Hi."
"Hi." Rach and I stutter out again looking down in shame because that's all we can say to a pretty girl like Brittany. For a second there's a akward silence as well all look between one another. Rachel looks at me like 'say something you stupid nerd.'
I nod and look over at Brittany again, "Welcome to the building Brittany S. Pierce." I manage to wink at the girl and she giggles softly at me, leaning against her doorframe.
"Thank you Sanny." She speaks softly while her eyes roam my jacket covered body. "Maybe we can go to the park one of these days!" She beams with her super duper white teeth.
"Great!"
"Great." Rachel mutters behind me. Damn I forgot man-hands was behind me. Trashing my rep yo.
"Well uh bye." I manage to get out before slightly turning away sadly.
"Bye." Her blue eyes never leaving my eyes for a second. As I wal over to my door she throws in a wink before I can open my door and she can close her's. Leaving me stuttering and shaking with the keys, unable to unlock our door.
Everyday at work I work with helium- neon lasers, free- electron lasers, quantom mechanics, and cosmic rays without breaking a sweat but when I run into one pretty girl and have to talk to her. I break out into a sweat that would give marathoners a run for their money.
All of my life I've been an outsider with my little science experiments and other shit like that. Yeah i like to think I'm sme badass hoe from Lima Heights Adjacent but no matter what I'm always gonna be nerdy little Santana 'Geek' Lopez.
Who knows maybe one day I'll be able to have a full ocnversation with Brittany S. Pierce. Yes I have never ever talked to a pretty girl but I've seen and heard them talk to other people.
From what I've seen and heard Brittany sounds different. Good different. One day, I thought. Maybe I could woo her with my Star Treck replica's. Perfect, I smirk at my inner turmoil and unlock the door.
Walking into my apartment I feel like a new woman. I'm amazing ya hearzzz. That's how we do it in Lima Heights. My home girlz gon' be treated like a princess.
Our whole Universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started
Wait...
The Earth began to cool
Autotrophs began to drool
Neaderthals developed tools
We built a wall (We built the pyramids)
Math, Science, History, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the Big BANG! (BANG!)
BTW- Don't own the theme song for The Big Bang Theory just using it for a seco(:
Song is from the BareNaked Ladies and is the theme song used on the show.
Review tell if you liked it or if you didn't(;