hi my name is kevin and im here to tell u abt a super duper sexy adventure

Ok so im in uganda rite and i was partying with my mormon homies and also my villager homies. I was dancing to single ladies by beyonce

"YASSS BEYONCE IS MY QUEEN" i screamed as i kicked mutumbo in the no-no parts

"Oh em gee Kevin u r so good at dancing" gotswana said as he wiped a tear away from his eyeball

"I kno" i said and then i started twerking and it was so lit that the village caught on fire. People started screming and i didnt kno wat to do so i twerked backwards to reverse the effects but apparently i was so good at twerking that i fanned air towards the fire and it becam soper doper ultra humongous because diddly darn oxygen science

Suddeny satan rose from the flams! "ELDER PRICE" he said in a booming voice "YOU HAVE SET FIRE TO THIS VILLAGE AND NOW UR GOIN TO HELL HAHA"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" i sed heroically but also with a little frighten in my secksy voice. "I WILL DIE BEFORE I GO TO HELL"

"Um but thats what u do b4 u go to hell bUT ANYWAY BACK TO THE TOPIC" satin made flaming fire with his hands and then he did a dramatic point at me, who was crying like a baby (but dont tell anyone that) "UR SOUL NOW BELONGS TO ME AND U WILL NEVER SEE ORLANDO EVER AGAN!1!1!"

"HOW COULD U DO DIS TO ME UR A TERRIBLE PERSON" i yelled bak "UR JUST JELOUS BC I HAVE BETTER TWERKING SKILLZ THAN U"

"THATS TRU" SATAN SAID

Suddenly arnold flew out of the flaems and did an invisible guitar riff. "STOP BEING A MEENIE TO KEVIN" he demanded. Wowe arnold is pretty cool!

"okAY FINE BUT IN ORDER TO SAVE KEVINS SOUL U NEED TO COMPLETE DIS QUEST: u need to travel to a seecret part of uganda and defeat the evil warlord who has oppressed the clitoris. U 2 are the only hope for saving the clitoris"

"Wat does dis mean" i sed mystically, but befor i could ask satan he disappeared in a could of smoke. it smelled like farts

"Arnlod we gotta defeet the enemy of the clits" i said in a very cool voice that comes from superhero movies

"but how" arnold asked

I stared off into the distance liek a rly cool person in a cool action movie. "We need to train" i sed

And then we had a really awesome training montage and arnold and me got super ripped and i had a mega muscular butt for twerking so i was happy

when we were abt to leave kitguli everybody was outside and crying because 1) they were sad dat were leeving 2) dey were worried that somethin mite happen 2 us and 3) our muscles were too fabulous

"Wow Kevin ur so ripped" mckinley said with admiration on his eyeballs

"i kno" i sed and then i flexed my buttcheeks which made mckinley scream like a fangirl

Soon we had 2 leave. Mafala let us borrow his secret jetpacks that he saved up in case dere was an emurgency so we straped on our jetpacks and were abt to leave when nabalongi ran out from the vilage and hugged arnlod.

"Arnlod im gonna miss u a lot" Naba said as salty water dripped out of her sad facial orbs

And den arnold and naba did a really sexy smooch scene like der lips were smushed all over and it was sexy i love watching baptisms

we blasted off and our adventure was abt to start