The Following Trailer Is Rated NM For No Mercy!
From the channel that is supposed to promote the teaching and preserving of History for future generations, comes a series that takes human capacity for reason, critical thinking, and empirical rationality to new heights… by blasting any semblance of said capacity into the cold, dark reaches of space.
Ancient Aliens!
Explore the scientific equivalent of a week-long bender in Las Vegas, as a motley collection of the world's leading wastes of human flesh delve into the theory that mankind is nothing more than a petri dish of alien experimentation;
And if you are a member of any vaguely recognizable religion known to man, get ready to have the beliefs that define your very existence reduced to conspiratorial crap about how the Temple Mount is a Stargate Atlantis portal to another universe.
Travel to the farthest corners in the world in search of evidence for past contact between humans and aliens, and be ready to keep looking after almost 150 episodes, as you grow weary of being fed a steady stream of the most convoluted line of bullshit ever assembled… or it was until it got upstaged by Hillary Clinton's attempt to justify the deletion of her emails.
Endure episode after episode of rejected Doctor Who plots, as these nuthouse escapees attempt to rewrite the whole of human history with their wonky conspiracy theories, including: Nazi Germany experimented with alien technology during WWII, the Plague was an alien pathogen, the whale that swallowed Jonah was an alien submersible, and the idea that Bigfoot has some connection to aliens that once visited earth, because when I think of advanced alien life, the first think that pops into my head is a naked hairy apeman running around shitting in the woods.
So strap in for the long haul with a series that has been running for thirteen f***ing seasons and shows no signs of stopping, because some people will watch anything to escape the reality of life. Just remember that while the truth may be out there, it sure as hell ain't here.
Starring:
Medusa- Giorgio Tsoukalos
Robert Clotbrain- Robert Clotworthy
Reverend Barry Downsyndrome- Reverend Barry Downing.
Detroit Dummy- George Noory
Jackass Johnny- Johnathan Young
Ancient Alcohol Abuse!
The only good thing to come out of this almost ten year long odyssey of hogwash is the Hitler reaction video "Hitler Watches Ancient Aliens". Go watch it, it is hilarious.