Disclaimer: The song "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" was not made by me; neither were the Harry Potter books. I don't own any of it!
The Sorting hat sings
Are you listening
In the hall
Ghosts are glistening
A beautiful sight
We're fed well tonight
Walking though J. K.'s Potter-verse
Next there will be some plot
Another exam and moral lesson
Harry is in a lot of danger, when the hell is he not
Walking though J. K.'s Potter-verse
In Hogsmead the trio will have a Butterbeer
Ron will meet up with Lavender Brown
I sure hope Voldie is prepared for teenage angst
Because there is going to be a hell of a lot of it around
When the book is over
We suffer from withdrawal
We have to know what happens next
We've memorized all the text
Acting like heroin addicts
Walking through J.K.'s potter-verse
Later on
There'll be a movie
Everybody'll think it groovy
Except they cut out half the book
And changed Hogwarts' look
Walking though J. K.'s Potter-verse
In the end, I'll really hate the movie
But I'll buy the DVD and watch it a thousand times
Dad will need to get morphine, every time I scream
"THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"
When on the computer,
We spend hours in front of "The Door"
Waiting impatiently for more
Give it to us quick, she's got us tapping bricks
Walking through Ms. Shrewd's potter-verse
I'm beginning to panic
Thinking she'll kill my favorite characters
Luna, Lupin, Snape, Hermione,
She said she liked them
But how much do you wanna bet, that up until the end
The shaft is all the that good guys are gonna to get
Walking though J. K.'s Potter-verse
Walking though J. K.'s Potter-verse
Walking though J. K.'s Potter-verse