A/N: This was thought up during an incredibly boring 3 hr long coach journey, and didn't get written until ages, and I mean AGES later. Enjoy…
If you are confused as to the four Ensigns, read some of titania took's stories and all will be explained. (link on my profile)
Disclaimer: Star Trek isn't mine. Really. Honest.
"Bonjour. Je m'appelle Ensign Richards." said a bored, blonde-haired, blue-eyed schoolgirl (otherwise known as Immy) in her French lesson. She was then poked very hard by a small strange thing sitting next to her (aka Ensign Demmar-Waters, or Arwen).
"I'm bored." she said in an exasperated tone.
"Well it's a good thing we have an idea!" replied a pair of frizzy haired maniacs - Ensign Richards (the Elder) and Ensign Tang (Molly). These two had sneaked out of double Latin because they were bored and had got lost so accidentally wandered into the French classroom. "On three, we shout 'Beam me up Scotty' - it should create an awesome disturbance!"
"OK then… 1…2…3"
"BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!" four crazed Star Trek obsessives yelled. POOF! They all disappeared in glowing blobs.
Aboard the Enterprise, Scotty was confused. Very confused. Everyone was on board ship, but someone had called his communicator and yelled "Beam me up Scotty!" in a manner that implied they were the captain, who was at that point in time, snoring at his controls on the bridge.
"Ah well," he said as the people materialised in the transporter room "They can't be too bad can they?" But the chief engineer hadn't seen who he had beamed up, and his face fell as he saw the newcomers.
"Ensigns Richards, Richards, Tang and Demmar-Waters at your service, sir." Said Ensign Richards the Elder (Kat).
"Yes, I know who you are."
The four Ensigns looked dismayed, but then the blonde one with the plaits and the bow (Ensign Richards the Younger, or Immy) piped up " We brought you a pet tribble." (she held up a small furry blob which had FANGS!) "We found it in my locker, so it might be a bit fierce. If you don't want it then… we will have to give it to Lieutenant Uhura, and you know what happened last time we tried that… It was SO annoying - they got into all the sandwiches!"
The girls appeared to be wearing grey skirts and toothpaste coloured shirts. Scotty was thinking that this was a little odd when Molly (Ensign Tang) explained that it was school uniform and that they were about to get changed into Starfleet regulation uniform instead.
"I would hardly call your munchkin suit Starfleet reg-" began the Scotsman, but it was no use. They were gone. Moments later though, they reappeared, Kat and Arwen (Ensign Demmar- Waters) in blue shirts and trousers, while the other two were in dresses.
Molly was in red stripy top and tights with a red dress, and Immy was in a blue dress. Officially, as a yeoman on the bridge, she should wear a red dress, but she refused to, knowing that redshirts always die, and Molly was the only one who could get away with the munchkin outfit. She didn't like yellow, hence the blue dress. Kirk only allowed this because no other yeoman provided him with a constant supply of lollipops, or ever joined him in throwing them at other members of the crew. She also seemed to keep Spock occupied with large quantities of grapes, and so everyone was happy.
Arwen seemed to be having trouble putting her boots on and was yelling angrily down her communicator at Spock. From what Scotty could hear in between being poked relentlessly by the two wearing dresses, it was something along the lines of: "Damn you Spock! Stop trying to tell me the logical way to proceed. Yes, I know, you point your toe, insert it into the boot and apply equal pressure. No! Dammit - don't send us to the brig, you Vulcan imbecile!"
Meanwhile, on the bridge, Kirk woke up. He wasn't quite sure why he woke up, but it could have something to do with the tribble hanging above his head. Well, actually held by Ensign Richards the Younger, but at any rate, it was dangerously close to his coffee which was also being held above his head by the Ensign.
As soon as he realised what she was about to do, he jumped out of the chair, just in time to miss being hit by the tribble and the coffee. The tribble immediately exploded into many little tribbles, and everyone on the bridge groaned "Not again…" before glaring at Immy, who smiled innocently. The other three trouble-making Ensigns emerged from the turbo-lift and looked around confusedly. All crew members looked at the captain's chair, which was now covered in coffee and even more so with tribbles, and then looked at the four Ensigns who had caused all this mess.
"PUT THEM IN THE BRIG!" the enraged captain yelled, as he scooped up armfuls of tribbles off his chair and deposited them on Lieutenant Uhura, who gave them to Sulu, who gave them to Chekov, who, despite being told not to, put them down on his controls and started playing with them. Unsatisfied with this, Jim took them back and put them in the turbo-lift where they went down and were thrown out by a redshirt trying to get to the bridge. They managed to wriggle their way along the corridor, through the open door, and into Kirk's quarters, where they made a lovely surprise for him later…
The redshirt who had chucked the tribbles out of the lift had made it to the bridge and was nowfrantically telling the captain that there was an engine failure and Mr Scott couldn't fix it. Kirk was having a slight trouble understanding the ridiculously fast speech, when it was interrupted by his First Officer, Mr Spock.
"Captain, sensors picking up some kind of ship - on visual now. I believe it is a Klingon warbird Um, Captain… it is firing at us."
Rest will come when I have typed it up…..
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