DISCLAIMER: I own no rights to Mighty Boosh
A/N: Okay so this is my second Boosh fic so please review! I'm just getting the hang of it.
Tortured
I always thought that nothing would change, I mean, me and Howard... We just didn't split ever, not over anything. Until I did something he wouldn't forgive…
Chapter 1
I opened my eyes and saw the saddest sight I would ever see, a black image that attached it self to my brain cell. Howard was crying like someone had ripped him in two and he kept mouthing a word. One silent tear stained word.
"Vince." he mouthed, over and over.
I looked in his arms and saw myself crumpled and broken…and dead. Then I saw the big picture, The remains of the record. The look of shocked surprise on the Moons face.
"No! I can't…Howard …but..no!" I whispered in a soundless voice. Scared at the soundlessness, I shouted through my own tear chocked throat, "Howard! Howard I'm here don't cry, please don't cry… Howard!"
"This isn't right. I'm here , that can't be me."I mumbled "I dunno maybe it's someone else dead and Howard thinks it's me. Yeah that's it. It's not me dead , it's not me. I'm not dead." So, with that thought strong and true in my head, I strode towards Howard acting my usual sparkly self not the scared confused blank idiot I had been for the last few minutes and went to grab his shoulder… and then fainted when my hand slid right through him.
"Urgh…Wait why am I on the floor again?" I muttered. I turned to look at Howard who looked really scared and was rubbing his shoulder and it all came back but before my brain cell could understand that Naboo and Bollo ran in. "Howard we got the … VINCE!". I tried to move away I didn't want to see them all crying but my brain cell was still distraught over what had happened. I was dead. They couldn't hear me or see me and my touch scared them. I was alone and no one could help me. Bollo had run through me and was looking as freaked as Howard had but ignored it leaning over the sad broken body that used to be me.
I guess I passed out again my single shiny brain cell just couldn't handle it so it just said "Sleep." I woke up to the sight of the sun rising, the moon waving goodbye and Howard , still tearstained, asleep next to…me. I didn't want to be here watching him, didn't want to see the unbearable sadness that I had made. I hated myself, I hated myself for hurting him and Naboo and Bollo like that. How could I forgive myself for doing that but then I just stopped thinking. "Vince." He sobbed in his tearfilled sleep. I walked over and sat next to him and whispered softly to him "I'm sorry Howard . I am so sorry" and I knew I would never stop saying it.