Deidara and Tobi were on another mission, as usual, Tobi was annoying Deidara. 'Senpai! Look! I can see the base from here!' Tobi yelled from a one of Deidara's clay birds. There was silence before the bird suddenly overturned and tip Tobi off.

'SENPAI!'

'Hmph'

The rest of the journey was peaceful, apart from a couple of faraway 'Senpai! Wait for me!' Deidara closed his eyes to enjoy the breeze, until a loud screech pierced his ears 'Senpai! Bijuu!'

The blonde's eyes snapped open. 'What, that idiot met a bijuu? He must be lying just to trick me to go down and then I have to take him along through flying, which will destroy my peace, hmm.'

'Senpai!'

'Oh screw peacefulness!' the blonde yelled and flew down, getting ready a handful of clay to blast Tobi fifty meters into the air.

Deidara flew into the trees when a blast of chakra hit him full in the face. 'Wah-?' he managed to say before the huge blast of chakra swept him off his feet and to slam into the bark of a tree.

'Senpai! Wait for me; I am coming to save you!' Tobi rushed forward, before being swept off his feet as well.

'Stupid idiot! Attack that thing instead of helping me, hmm!' the blond yelled, throwing a few clay spiders at Kyuubi bomb went off but did no effect. 'Stupid Senpai! Use C2 instead!' Tobi said from the tree he was blasted to.

'YOU ARE THE STUPID ONE!'

'Is Not!'

'Yes, you are, hmm!'

'No, I am not!'

'You are a bad loser.'

'I am not a loser! Do you know two 'L's equals to a 'w'? See, I am smarter than you! Loser plus Loser equals to Winner! '

'…' BOOM.

The blonde attacked his own partner instead of the Kyuubi Naruto, earning a loud 'SENPAI!' Later did he know he should not have done so.

'Stop! You're cornered, do not resist and follow us back to Konoha or your friend dies!' a Konoha jonin said, pointing a Kunai at the blonde.

Now, the blonde would be more then happy to have Tobi finished off so he could have the peace of his life. But, sadly, Pain would have turned him into mincemeat for letting a member die without reasons, especially when members are hard to recruit these days.

'This is your entire fault, Tobi.'The blonde hissed to his bombed partner and raised his arms in surrender. He would have bombed the Konoha Shinobies, but Tobi could be killed, and that's the end of the blonde when he goes back to the base. Deidara would not mind Pain killing him, but he did not want to see Tobi in the after life and the whole procedure would start all over again.

'Tie them up and let's move. Tsunade-sama would be pleased with our capture of not only one Akatsuki member, but two of them.' the jonin said. 'I heard that Tsunade-sama wants to know the whereabouts of the baser and especially Uchiha Itachi.'

The blond snorted under his breath. 'Shit, no matter what I'm still a goner.'