Yeah! New fanfic! I thought about it. "What would happen if you gave an idiot the power to control things in the universe?". And, of course, in my head, idiot = Denmark. I must warn you - this is NOT a serious fanfic. This is for fun. When I need a break from serious writing. So, if you expect me to be serious...you are sadly mistaken. I am doing it for the lulz. Therefore, it might not be updated often. Also, it's an excuse to shamelessly tell everyone of my favourite pairings.
DISCLAIMER - I DO NOT OWN AXIS POWERS HETALIA OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS. Well, I do own any character I make up.
Chapter 1 - Time for fun!
Denmark's POV"Hey man, wanna have some fun?" a cloaked man asked me.
"I'm flattered, and I'm sure you're good-looking under that cloak, but...no." I grinned at him. He stood there for five minutes, in complete silence.
"W-what? No, not...that! I have in my possession a book. A very powerful book. It can change the entire universe." he explained, whilst taking out a book and a pen.
"Woah! How?" I said, amazed.
"That's what I'm going to do, stupid." he hissed, scribbling down something. I read what he wrote, 'Idiot hit by random guy'. Hey, the writing looked familiar. Suddenly, a random man punched me.
"Hey! I saw you eyeballin' my girl! Don't you dare do it again!" he shouted, then stormed off.
"...that hurt! How much?" I asked the cloaked man.
"Just take it. Have fun." he replied, handing me the book. Wow, this was awesome! I got a sweet book that controls things! But, I had to test it out.
'But then, suddenly, a grizzly bear appeared out of nowhere!' I wrote. And, suddenly, a grizzly bear appeared. 'But, all the grizzly bear wanted was to give free ice cream to everyone!' and suddenly, the bear started handing out ice cream.
I quikly finished my beer, and dashed out of the bar. I had a lot of fun things to do. And so little time. What do I do first? Well, I could do anything! Which is when I thought of it. It was genius! This was the best thing ever! Hah, I bet that guy feels stupid for letting go of the book. Time for fun!
This was a lot of fun to write. Lol, bet you can't guess the first pairing. (If you've read my first Hetalia fanfic, you'll know.). See you for Chapter 2!