I don't own anything, except those dead crickets over there. Oh yeah.

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At the smashers mansion.

Young link: this here jellybean ain't big enough for the both of us!

Ness: I had it first!

Y.link: no I did!

Ness and Young are glaring at each other, when Link comes in

Link: Jellybeans! * shovels the whole bowl into his mouth * wassup people?

Ness and Young link jump on Link and beat the crap out of him

Link: ay carumba!

Young link: slice his stomach open and get my beans back!

Ness: oh, good idea! With my yo-yo or baseball bat?

Young link: are you completely stupid? Get a knife! And besides, they're my jellybeans!

Ness: mine!

Y.link: mine!

Ness: mine!

Y.link: mine!

Link: SHUT UP!!!!

Silence.

Link: if you want jellybeans . . .

Young link and ness: mmmyeeeeeeeeess?

Link: . . .so badly, you're gonna have to go to the suprmarket, I've got to go get some stuff anyway.

Luigi: Jellybeans?

Link: oh dear god.

Luigi: canicomecanicomecanicomecanicomecanicomecanicome?

Link: o.k. , But you're payi-

Luigi: yipeeyipeeyipeeyipeeyipeeyipee! * Runs off like a hyperactive 10 year old *

Link: weird.

Ness: what were you trying to tell him?

Link: nothing, but he better bring his wallet.

Stevetheripper: Will ness and Y.link ever get their jellybeans?

Y.link&Ness: YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Stevetheripper: apparently so. Will Link ever get rid of his migrane?

Link: it doesn't feel like it.

Stevetheripper: will Luigi stop acting hyper?

Luigi: HYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHPERHHYPPEERRR!

Stevetheripper: Do fishes drink?

Link: what?

Stevethripper: haven't you ever wondered though?

Link: ugh. . .