What's My Age Again? (the worst 7 days version)

I met her there, it was a Sunday night

I drank alot to get the feeling right

We started makin' out and she took off my pants

But then, I woke up next to her

And that's about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you act like me

And are still actin like you're 23

What the hell is ADD, my friends say I shouldn't act like this

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

Then later on, on the next day

I talked to Cloud on the front lawn

I said I was sorry but something happened there

Then he looked down on me sodomy

And that's about that he punched me

Nobody likes you when you act like me

And are still actin like you're 23

What the hell did I do then, my friends say I shouldn't act this way

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you act like me

And you still actin like you're 23

What the hell is wrong with me, my friends say I shouldn't act like this

What's my age again?

That's about the time that they all left me (what's my age again?)

No one should take themselves so seriously

With many years ahead to fall in line

Why would you wish that on me, I just want us to be friends

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

What's my age again...