disclamer: i wouldn't want to even think about owning this trash. (warning to sonic fans, this is a sonic mocker)
sonic the hedgehog randomness
one day on GreenHill sonic and shadow where throwing down. and sonic was getting his sorry butt owned. shadow at the moment was smashing
sonic's head on a rock rapidly, and without remorse. "ow!! shadow stop!!! i give!!" sonic pleaded. "shut up you fat mother!! take it like a man!!" shadow
growled, as he continued to smash sonics head.
tails came over to shadow and asked him to stop smashing sonics head. "shadow, will you please stop smashing sonics head on that rock?!"
" heck no!!! this fat mother needs to learn a lesson!!!" and shadow continued to smash sonics head on the rock. eventually sonic had enough and
desided to do something. sonic flipped his leg and tripped shadow so he would fall on his back. quickly sonic ..............................................poked shadow
in the eye.
" you stupid gay lord!!!'' shadow cried as he kicked sonic into next week......................................shadow waited................................exactly one week..
...................................and found sonic who was left in time for one week. " i have found you sonic the hedgehog!!" shadow said. '' yes you have!" sonic
replied. shadow punched sonic in the face, "shut up you mother!!!" sonic began to cry like a little girl, " dont call me names!! it hurts my feelings!!" and
sonic got punched in the face again.
then knuckles came over to shadow, " hey shadow, maybe you should stop punching sonic in the face!" shadow got mad, he never let knuckles tell him
what to do, so he punched him in the face. " shut up dreadlocks!!"
" dont make fun of my hair!!!!!!!!!!" knuckles punched shadow in the face, and his knuckles poked shadow in his eyes. "AAAAARRRGHHHH!! you poop
head!!!" shadow roared. then shadow used chaos control and blew knuckles to peices. then shadow punched sonic in the face. " what was that for???"
sonic asked, "why are we fighting?" shadow thought for a moment............................................and he thought some more...................................................
and some more...............................................................and he punched sonic in the face, all the way to next month, " im not good at hard questions."shadow
explained,.............................................shadow waited.....................................................one whole month until sonic appeared............................................
and shadow got punched in the face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shadow was stunned..............sonic punched shadow in the face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how could this be???? shadow got mad and punched sonic in the face!!!!
"nice try.." shadow said, " but u still lose!!!" and shadow ...........................................................................................................................................................................................
............................... took sonic to dominose pizza..................................and threw a pizza in sonics face................................ so sonic ate the pizza..............and
the pizza was yummy..........................................................and an anvil fell on sonics head!!!!!
and sonic died
and shadow laughed
and ...............................................................................................he punched shadow in the face...............even though he was dead........................sonic was
now a ghost and would haunt shadow forever and punch him in the face!!!!!
the end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well that's it.......................................not very funny but i thought it was pretty entertaining....
sorry if i offended any of u sonic lovers, but i couldnt resist this moment of pure randomness!!
( at least there was a happy ending!!!!!..................................................right??)