A/N: I decided to re-watch season four, and – as usual – couldn't help the surge of pity that coursed through me upon seeing Princess Mary (because yes, Henry; she is a princess) treated the way she was. I personally think that Catherine Howard deserved every rude glance or remark she received from Lady Mary. She was a petty little girl, not nearly old enough to be on the throne, and she prevented Mary from being wed – obviously not on purpose, but still…she rubbed it in her face! I'd be angry, too.


envying the queen

A pretty girl of young

With praises on her tongue

All for His Majesty the king

Who her praises has sung

.

And in the corner sits

A dainty little miss

Older than the flirtatious queen

Who still has yet to be kissed

.

She watches from afar

And with a heavy heart:

The Lady Mary, dark and quiet,

Is slowly falling apart

.

When will she be a bride?

Many a night she's cried,

Imagining a wedding day

That never will arrive

.

Oh, lest she not be wed –

The thought arouses dread –

She takes the precautions needed

To have Queen Catherine's head!

.

But saintly is Mary,

And so, though unmarried,

She flashes the queen smile after smile

And never are they merry.