Disclaimer: I own neither Saiyuki nor Bleach. However, fantasies are free. J
AN: Gojyo and Renji: my two favorite anime studs. I happened to mention to a fellow Renji fanatic about a thought that had crept into my mind about having a threesome with them. I joked that I should right a fic about it, and she egged me on. Thus, this prologue was born. Please let me know if it's worth continuing. I've never written an erotic story before and need some prodding. domo
Three is a Lovely Number
Once upon a time, there lived a fair maiden who had a problem, a large problem. A problem we wished we all had. She was in lust with two very hot men, and both of them were in lust with her.
All day long she would ponder on whom she should choose. Sha Gojyo with his long, luscious legs, his beautiful deep crimson eyes, and his musical voice that made her tingle all over. Or Abarai Renji, with his muscular chest, enticing tattoos that ran all over his body, and his sensual smile. Both were playful, both were sensitive and both were very passionate.
She just didn't know what to do. If she had one, she might lose the other. She wanted both. She pleaded up to the heavens, "Help me."
Up in Tenkai, the Konzeon Bosatsu was bored. The words of the fair maiden floated to her ears. Now being the merciful goddess she was, albeit a little of a troublemaker, she decided to advise the girl. She traveled down to earth.
"My dear," the goddess said to the startled maiden. "This is not as hard a dilemma as you think. You can have both. The trick is to love each of them at the same time."
The maiden was slightly taken aback, not sure if she understood correctly. "You mean make love to them in the same room, in the same bed, and at the same time?"
"Exactly! It is quite a delicious concept. Gojyo will have no problems with the arrangement. He's very much into trying new ideas. Renji will be a bit harder to convince. He's a little shyer, although he doesn't come across as such. However, I've noted the depth of his desire for you, so I think he will ultimately agree as well."
"Hmm," said the girl. "I'm really starting to like this idea. But what should I do if I get tired before them? There's only one of me and two of them."
"True, you are only human. Just tell those beautiful men that you need a breather and would like them to now get to know each other. There are quite a few interesting outcomes from this, each allowing you to rest and each adding to your enjoyment."
The maiden's face lit up. "Oh, my goddess, this is wonderful! You're wonderful! Thank you from the bottom of my heart!" she exclaimed as she got on her knees, bowing in gratitude to the Konzeon.
The goddess replied with eyes twinkling, "It's been my pleasure. Now, hurry and contact those men and have a marvelous time!"
As the Konzeon left, she thought to herself, "I'm such a sweetheart. Where would these women be without me? Stimulating one's self just isn't as fulfilling as a good romp, especially when two doubles the pleasure. And, of course, it's a much more interesting show." She chuckled softly, as a faint image of a phoenix bird floated up to the heavens.
The maiden, full of joy and anticipation, rushed to the phone and dialed Gojyo's number.
"Moshi-moshi"
"Hi, Gojyo. It's me."
"Hey doll! Finally ready for me?" he drawled.
"Yes. Sort of. I, uh, have been thinking, ..." she stammered.
"About consequences and the day after still?"
"No, if this goes right, because, I, um, want to do something different."
"Mm, sounds intriguing, I'm listening," he answered.
"You know I'm, uh, also attracted to another man and don't want tolosehimsowantbothofyoutomakelovetometogether." the girl said quickly and nervously.
Gojyo chuckled. "I see. You want a threesome, a menage et trois. It's alright with me, doll. Should I bring along some toys as well?"
"Gojyo!" she replied a little surprised. "No, not yet. I think it's going to be kind of hard to convince Renji to agree with this in the first place."
"Renji, huh? Good looking guy. Nice hair. Seems pretty serious and intense all the time, though."
"I guess he does at first, but he's really very sweet."
"And you want him to be our third, huh? Hmm. Okay then, here's how you approach him. Wait, when are we gonna get together to do this?"
"How 'bout tomorrow night?"
"Tomorrow?" Gojyo groaned. "Alright, I guess I can wait one more day. Here's what you do, invite him over for dinner and serve wine. Everyone is always a little more receptive after a few drinks. Then just get cuddly and ask him. I'll be there too, in case you need help in persuading him," he explained with a smirk unseen by the maiden.
"Really Gojyo! You don't mind? And you'll help me convince Renji? This is going to be so wonderful! You're such a rogue! Oh, I can't wait. I'm getting so excited!" she babbled.
"You want me to come over and relieve your excitement?" Gojyo asked with a husky voice.
"Damn, you're incorrigable! I want to be with both of you, so keep it under control until tomorrow, okay?"
"Hai, hai. Tomorrow. But remember, love, I'm only a phone call away if you need me," he added in a suggestive tone.
The maiden hung up the phone with a huge grin on her face. She wondered how in the hell she ended up falling for a guy like that. He was such a smooth talker and a bit perverse. She giggled as she reminded herself, "But so am I. I'm the one asking for this. As for him, he is just so amazingly hot! I'm already flushed by just talking to him. And then there's...oh, I better hurry up and telephone him before it gets too late."
She then proceeded to call Renji and invite him for dinner the following night. She barely finished the question when he asked what time he should be there. His eagerness made her feel warm inside. She really hoped he wouldn't object to the planned after-dinner activities.
It was hard falling asleep that night. Too many thoughts and feelings kept invading her mind. Finally, she managed to drop off, allowing her subconscious free exploration.
The next morning, she awoke, eager, excited, and a bit nervous. "What if Renji says no?" she mused. "Gojyo was easy, just like the goddess told me he would be. So, what she said about Renji should come true also, right? I just have to trust her and relax. Breathe." "Okay now, let's get this day going!" First, she surveyed her room. "Good thing I was selfish and got myself a queen bed. It'll make tonight easier," she giggled to herself. "Now off to the drug store and the supermarket!"
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