Nobody's Fool
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Ginny Weasley ran from the Great Hall, in tears. She couldn't believe that she had embarrassed herself in front of Harry again. She was running at top speed when she suddenly ran into something, which knocked her straight onto the floor.
"Well, well, well. What do we have here? It's the littlest weasel."
"Go to hell, Malfoy." Malfoy couldn't help noticing how much she had grown up over the summer. And Ginny couldn't help wondering why he looked so much cuter this year, then he had before. Ginny pulled herself into a sitting position.
"Ah, ha! The weasel grew fangs." Malfoy looked down his nose as he watched her stand up. Her long, dark red hair looked even smoother then it had before.
"Figures you wouldn't even try to help me up."
"Were you even expecting that I would?"
"I guess not; you never change." Their eyes locked. Ginny was thinking how boyish Harry looked compared to Draco. Then she momentarily chastised herself for calling him Draco, but that didn't last long. Soon she was just lost in the icy blue of his eyes.
"Draco, are you rebelling from your father," said Ginny leaning forward shaking her shoulders. "Because if you did, I might just risk my entire family's mental stability just to be with you."
"Ok, stop it right there! First of all, your family has no mental stability. Second, why the hell would I rebel against my father. He's bloody rich! And third, who wrote this crap?"
"We did. And that's not your line. Your line is, 'That sounds just peachy, Virginia Weasley,'" the authors' voices boomed.
"Well it sucks. Can you hand me a microphone, Weasley?" Ginny does what she is told. And Draco, quite randomly, breaks out into song.
"Fall back take a look at me and you'll see
I'm for real I feel what only I can feel
And if that don't appeal to ya let me know
And I'll go cause I flow better when my colors show
And that's the way it has to be honestly
Cause creativity could never bloom in my room
I'd throw it all way before I lie so don't call me with a compromise
Hang up the phone I got a back bone stronger than yours"
Ginny and Hermione, who miraculously appeared from nowhere, sung the la la la's that fallow.
"La la la... yeah..."
Draco then continues, with Hermione and Ginny singing back up.
"If you're trying to turn me into someone else it's easy to see
I'm not down with that, I'm nobody's fool
If you're trying to turn me into something else
I've seen it enough and I'm over that
I'm nobody's fool
If you wanna bring me down go ahead and try
Don't know you think you know me like yourself
But I fear that you're only telling me what I want to hear
But do you give a damn understand that I can't not be what I am
I'm not the milk and cheerios in your spoon it's not a simple
Here we go not soon
I'm might have fallen for that when I was fourteen and a little more green
But it's amazing what a couple of years can mean
Draco stops here again, because he is way to manly to sing this part.
"lalala... yeah..."
He decided that it is safe to sing again, and resumes.
"If you're trying to turn me into someone else it's easy to see
I'm not down with that, I'm nobody's fool
If your trying to turn me into something else
I've see it enough and I'm over that
I'm nobody's fool
If you wanna bring me down, go ahead and try
go ahead and try
try to look me in the eye
Go ahead and try
try to look me in the eye
but you'll never see in side
until you realize...
things are trying to settle down
just trying to figure out
exactly what I'm about
if it's with or without you
I don't your doubt in me"
"We have rewritten the story. Draco runs way from Hogwarts, moves to Hollywood, and starts a musical career. Is that better?"
Draco turned towards Ginny and said "That sounds just peachy, Virginia Weasley."
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