A Life of Adventure… Not!

By: Michiru Lee

Sequel to the Fanfic: The Random Life of Saiyuki

Summary: The author Michiru joins up again with the Sanzo Party and travels with them. A new friend will also join up with them making the trip much more trouble than it's worth. What will happen this time around when a new foe appears who has a liking for the hot-tempered author?

Disclaimer: I do not own Saiyuki. But I do own myself.

Chapter 1: Rejoining The Sanzo Party

Michiru looked around the vast desert wondering where she was. "I have a headache and I'm lost again! You think I would have a map by now, but nnnooo… I had to think to myself I didn't need one," she yelled to herself. The black hair, silver eye, 16 year old looked around to see if she saw any kind of landmark. Out in the distance she could she a jeep. "Don't tell me…"

"I'm hungry!" said Goku.

"We have no food you stupid monkey!" Gojyo yelled at him.

"Shut up both of you! I have a headache!" Sanzo yelled at them aiming his gun.

"Umm… I hate to bother you, but I see someone waving at us," Hakkai said, changing the subject. He saw a girl wearing an army uniform, which happens to be Michiru.

"Sanzo! It's nice to see my husband again!" Michiru called out to him.

"Oh shit! How did she get here?" Sanzo cursed to himself. Michiru jumped into the jeep as Hakkai stopped. She sat down right next to Sanzo and hugged him. "Let me go," he said.

"OI! The honey has return to us. You got a new outfit this time as well." Gojyo said. Michiru jumped onto of Gojyo and started punching him upside his head.

"Don't you dare start with me you stupid Kappa!" Michiru growled. She kept punching Gojyo until she felt he had enough and sat back down. She pulls a meat bun out of her pocket. "Here Goku! I got this just for you!"

"Meat bun!" Goku grabbed the meat bun and chopped on it.

"Well Michiru, how did you end up here?" Hakkai asked. He started to drive towards the next town again.

"I was looking for a friend of mine. Her name is Dragon," Michiru replied. Just at that moment something fell out of the air and hit Gojyo on the head.

"Hi Onee-san (Elder Sister)! I'm here at last!" A happy-go-lucky, brown hair, deep emerald green eyes, 14 year old girl said. She was wearing a black short sleeve top with black leather pants.

"Oh I found her! Hey Dragon!" Michiru said giving Dragon a hug. "I thought you were busy with that demon guy, umm… what was his name, oh yeah! That Koga guy."

"Koga is so old news. He keeps chasing after Kagome anyway," Dragon said.

"Can you get off oh me now?" Gojyo asked in a muffled voice. Dragon moved over a bit and gave Gojyo some breathing room. "Now what is it with you honeys…" Michiru brings out her shotgun and aims it at Gojyo's head.

"Care to finish that line?" Michiru asked.

"No…"

"Will you guys shut up already! I should shoot you all!" Sanzo yelled. Everyone sat down and watched the endless desert pass by them. Soon a town appeared up ahead and they stopped at an inn. There was only one room left so they all had to share it.

"I get to sleep with Sanzo! I get to sleep with Sanzo!" Michiru chanted as they entered the room. She was holding him by the arm while Dragon was having a conversation with Hakkai.

"So how do you know Michiru?" Hakkai asked.

"Well I meet Onee-san when I was only 6 years old. She saved me from trying to fly off a cliff," Dragon replied in a cheerful tone. She jumped on top of Michiru and hugged her. "I love you

Onee-san!"

"Okay… You can get off me now…" Michiru grunted.

"I want some meat buns!" Goku said.

"Here take the money and buy them yourself," Dragon said while handing him some money. Goku ran out of the room.

"You shouldn't encourage the guy," Gojyo said. He grabbed Dragon from behind. Dragon grabbed his arm and threw him over her head and he landed on the ground. "Ouch…"

"And you shouldn't be a Kappa," Sanzo remarked. He tried freeing his arm from Michiru's death grip only to fail. He fell on the bed with her still latch onto him. "I'm going to sleep. Don't wake me up! First one who does gets shot." Soon he falls asleep with Michiru beside him.

"I got meat buns!" Goku said as he walked though the door. A bullet flew pass his head and he ducked and rolled into Hakkai. "What did I do?" he asked.

"You woke my sweetie up ya stupid monkey!" Michiru yelled. She grabbed Gojyo and Dragon and threw them into the hallway. "Go get some food for breakfast tomorrow!" she yelled at them.

"Why us?" They both asked.

"Because if you don't this shotgun is going in both of your throats," Michiru replied. She took out her shotgun and aimed it at them. Gojyo and Dragon rushed out of the inn to go shopping. Another bullet flew by the door and Michiru turned around. "I'm coming sweetkins," she called. She didn't even noticed when a bullet went past her head.

"Well, This is going to be a exciting trip again. I remember what happen last time Michiru came," Hakkai said. He opened up a book and started to read.

"Yeah I know. I hope I can get some action this time too," Goku said. Goku was eating the meat buns he just bought. There was already litter all around the room from everyone throwing there things around. Michiru was in bed with Sanzo, who had a pillow over his bed trying to ignore her squeezing him.

End of Chapter 1

Note: Thanks to all who read my last fan fiction! That was my first attempt to write one that I actually finished. This time it's going to be a whole new ballgame. Speaking of ballgame… I'm glad that the Steelers won the Superbowl last night.