that everyone died, the end c:
One day Shizuo Heiwajima went to go on his bike selling his toilet swords and glasses made out of jeans fire swamp.
He was always so happy because he got to hit people the elves of the doom forest had to kick all the trees to become a kicking tree who was always evil like evil man. Yes again, it was Izaya Orihara.
The trees then fell into a pool, and turned into whine the Jimmy person. He had only 1 eye because he got shot by steve, but steve is actually gots shot by someone in the eye, by the one eyed jimmy.
All of a sudden the Ben started to go on a car, riding with his grassy partner blade. He then drove, but people wanted to shoot him in his shit hat. He said: "Poopy O:"
Then the bad people shot with all their force, and the car exploded in beans. Those beans had landed, and a stalk grew. Kadota tried to bite the stalk off, it did and landed on a car that Shinra fell on last time.
As Shinra was a potatoe, he started to bite onto a phone, thinking that it would let him comunicate with everyone using his mouth spells. Something like a 'BWAAAHHHHH' who had a winds.
Until then, jungle tree had to stop the mouth spells with his harnessing leaf mouth stopper thing. As it stopped Mikado came, and he started to make a predictable face.
Once again he was going to go use some crack, in a store, he bought something and it was a bullshit he said that to a man who owned the store and he kicked him out for literally saying the description of that crack. Bullshit. Yep, that was pretty much it.
Once again, the kicking trees emerged again, but the dark aura of the card number 5 had to do about it, it was only a matter of time that a piggy named Pig would investigate, the candy swirling ghost house had too many scary spooky dancing skeleton, so the pig had to destroy them with his winnie the pooh water bottle of doom.
The kicking tree tried to kick him out, but until then, a book of sweater jackets appeared to make them have sweaters on, once it was on they couldn't take it off, it was completely under his spell nothing could stop him now since the water bottle had no more affect since he kinda squirted it all out.
The kicking trees couldn't do anyhting, they were doomed and then everyone died. And because of the super secret agents even more people died. Yay c:
That couldn't have happened, no way could everyone die yet, Kappa lord appeared and took his bar of blue leaf thing to purify the sweater book, it wasn't working, and the sweater fighted the kappa lord.
Kappa lord accepted and he used his froggie beam from his mouth, it was fair enough, for the sweater had a mini gun filled with tomatoes and happy onions.
It was strong indeed, but kappa lord unleashed his cucumber of furry, and everything started to glow, the glowing made it all sparkly and fucking beautiful, it was too beautiful, everyone had to come back alive to smell the super coolness of kappa lords power.
The cutty shadow also disapeared because it had no more erasers. The sweater book was now weakened and destroyed, everything was back to normal yes. And now people can finally come back to peace and stuff.
Izaya and Shizuo were also closely forced to have a ship. Potatoe had to stop this. Then the kappa lord left, munching on his cucumber going, hm hm hm hm. Then everyone was really cracky and kept buying the bullshit from the man.
Izuo/Shizaya was brought to Ikebukuro.
The End c: