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I know this is a totally lame story idea, but my friend requested it so here goes it! (please, be nice)
Dobby ran down the long hallway to the room he knew his lover was waiting in. It had been at least a year since he had last seen him. They had gotten together one night for some fun, but it ended up turning into something much deeper. He reached the stone gargoyles blocking the headmasters office. "Rock Candy!" he practically screamed and raced in. The stairs moved, but not fast enough. Dobby sped up, desperate to see his one true love. He burst through the door at the top of the staircase.
There he was, perched high on a shelf- the Sorting Hat. Dobby accioed the Sorting Hat into his waiting arms. "Well hello Sorty." he said, as seductive as his squeaky voice could manage. He was so overjoyed to be reunited with his lover that a few tears leaked out of his tennis ball sized eyes. They sat there for a few minutes, enjoying each others' presence. Suddenly, Dobby kissed his Sorty on the brim of his hat, making him gasp in shock. Sorty gazed at him with wonder, before kissing the tip of the elf's long nose. They giggled, an odd sound to hear from the hat.
"Oh Dobby," sighed Sorty, "How I've missed you so!" and with that they flung themselves at eachother and began kissing, hungrily, as if they were trying to permanently damage the other. They writhed around on the floor, gasping and giggling. Sorty even let slip a couple house names in surprise. "Ravenclaw! Ooohhh..."
They didn't hear the door open, but they heard the shrill scream of the deputy headmistress and McGonagall walked in on their antics. "What in merlin's name are you two doing? And in the headmaster's office?" As if on cue, she fainted on the spot.
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What do you think? Add a second chapter or kill it completely?