Everyone hated Master. Including me, even though he used me the most for PVs and songs. (After all, I'm the best. What can I say?)
Okay. He had the stupid stupid STUPID habit of taking his grubby little hands and pulling my pigtails whenever I walk by him. It's the most annoying thing I have ever experienced in my whole entire life, mostly because I can do nothing about it, and I love my hair.
One time, I fell asleep on the couch in the rec room, and I woke up to him running his clammy little sausage fingers though my hair. It was disgusting! I still shiver whenever I think of it… I had to wash my hair six times to get that awful smell of anchovies out of it. Ewww, it's just SO GROSS. I bet he eats them by the bucketful… Maybe that's why he's so fat.
Of course what he did made me super angry. But not mad enough to kill! I would never kill anyone! The only Vocaloid I think to be capable of murder is Mayu. That girl is seriously creepy. Some days, I hear her talking to herself when she's alone. And everyone knows muttering to yourself is a measure of guilt.
But I don't talk to myself of course I don't talk to myself 'cause I'm not guilty I mean why would I talk to myself. Do you talk to yourself Miku? Of course not! Why would I? Okay, good.
Anyway, I think that's the reason you found my hair at the scene of the crime.
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I mean if you do.
Because of course, someone like me would never KILL to get revenge over something like hair (Even though my locks are so precious).
Why don't you go speak with the other Vocaloids? They probably have better reasons for murder. We all have our own problems, right? And just coincidence most of them start with Master…
Right?