Nelson X Lisa One-shots

Breakfast

"Oh no! This is terrible!" shouted one distraught Lisa Simpson. It was an early Monday morning and Lisa had just slipped rock hard slices of what used to be bread into a lunch box. To the left of it, a bowl of very soggy Krusty O's with a thin paper towel cover its top while on the right side of the brunt toast laid a broken up energy bar still in its case. Lisa was on the verge of tears as she looked at the so-called "breakfast" she tried so hard to make. What made this situation all the more worse is that the disastrous meal was made for her beloved Nelson Muntz.

She first noticed it last week, when Nelson wasn't himself. He seemed tired and groggy.

"Is everything alright Nelson?" Lisa asked.

"It's fine Lisa." He replied. "Just a little drained."

"Didn't you eat a good breakfast? It's the most important meal of the day!"

"No. I usually don't eat breakfast." Nelson said.

"Your mom didn't make anything for you this morning?"

"No. She was still hungover from last night."

"That's awful! You should eat breakfast every day!"

"That'd be nice, but what are you gonna do?" The bell rang and Nelson left for class. Lisa was sad but also angry.

"I know! I'll surprise Nelson with a homemade breakfast! She said to herself. So today, she had decided to keep that promise. She got up earlier than everyone else and started to make the breakfast. She thought it was going to be easy, her mother made it look like it was easy, but she was so wrong.

The first thing she made was the cereal, which was easy enough. Then she put two slices of bread in the toaster. Next, she went into the fridge and got out the butter and grape jelly. It was going great, but then Lisa fell asleep, it being early in the morning and all. She awoke to the smell of burning bread.

"Oh no! The toast!" Lisa ran to the toaster but it was too late. Black smoke was seeping out of the toaster and when Lisa turned it off, out popped two blacked slices of bread.

"Well the toast is a no go." Lisa said. "But at least the cereal…..HOLY CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT THE CEREAL!" Lisa checked on the Krusty-O's. They were soggy and little particles from them were swimming around the milk.

"The breakfast is ruined." Lisa said sadly. "Wait a minute! Maybe I can give him one of my energy bars!" Lisa took the last one out of her backpack. It was strawberry flavored and had raisins in it. It was also all broken up inside the packaging.

Lisa felt like a failure. She couldn't even make one simple meal for her boyfriend. Tearing up, she packed everything in the lunch box and an hour later went to school.

Nelson felt weaker than before. Suddenly, he heard the sweetest voice in the world call out from behind him. He turned around to see his beloved Lisa Simpson with a sad look on her face.

"Hey Lisa!" He said. "Why so glum?"

"Nelson, do you remember last week when you told me you don't eat enough breakfast?"

"Yeah."

"Well, I wanted to surprise you with a breakfast meal. But I mucked it up." Lisa then gave him a lunch box. He opened it and saw a soggy bowl of cereal, two brunt pieces of toast, and an energy bar.

"I'm so sorry!" Lisa cried.

"Lisa." Nelson said.

"Yes?"

"Thank you for the breakfast!" He said happily.

"But…"

"I don't care if this stuff was just crud on a stick. As long as it's from you, it's perfect."

Lisa blushed and smiled. "Thank you Nelson."

"You're welcome Lisa." Nelson said as he ate every single bite.