Daang it! Avatar is not a creation of mine, but the Gaang is! Just a silly little nothing that popped into my head some days ago.
Note: Katara's name has been changed for a parody effect.

The Meeting

"I believe I have the solution to your problem."
"The war?"
"No, your lack of finances!"
Sokka and Kitara stared at the weird boy they had just unearthed- or rather found iced- who cheerfully grinned at them.
"Huh?"
"I have some marvelous idea that I've yet to try out, and unless teenage prostitution is your thing, I'm sure you'll have to agree with my idea."
"I'm sorry?"
"Then again, I could just have Appa kill you."

Author's notes: *Grins* Review