Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.
Being Offended!
Chapter 1: The Keys to Annoyance
One sunny late morning downtown of South Park, Colorado flash at the dome-shaped limestone two-story city hall building inside the private city council chambers where a private council meeting was taking place right now which it is about the next year budget that they had recently passed which they are finalizing the extra money for disaster relief and rebuilding funds for the town's destruction from the next coming disaster that will hits the area in any forms of natural to supernatural right now. Which the 9 council members which we all known were seated on each sides of a long boardroom table and McDaniels was seated at the head and BarBrady sat at the end.
"Alright people we are here to complete our disaster relief funds for the next possible disaster that will hits town from here out" Said McDaniels but all sudden they heard a crash outside which the mayor looks very pissed for whoever or what is about to crashes the meeting at any minute now that she was clearly suspecting Eric Cartman or Sheila Broflovski at that moment. But it is not them you think of which it was an older woman who has her gray hair done up in a bun and wearing a long blue dress. Then McDaniels grumbles out loudly "Mrs. Jameson what you are here for to complains what kind of immoral stuff about right now"
"Madam Mayor we have a major moral problems here that is plaguing our community right now like porn and those fantasy books like Harry Potter books that heavily promoted witchcraft plus those erotica books like 50 shades of Purple out in the open which our innocent children can see the filth on the stores' shelves and other things are against good morals" Said Mrs. Jameson while McDaniels was clearly rolling her eyes with great disgust at the innocent kids pawn that she knows they are a brunch of rotten and sick little bastards that the troubles they causes for her and the town espeaciality of a certain small group of four of those little potty mouthed brats who she has a love/hate relationship that she shares with them right now.
"Mrs. Jameson this is not time to be preachy with that damned morals bull crap that we are in middle of budget planning that we are clearly late to complete because we are so late with it because on an account of the recent natural to manmade disasters that had plagued our community right now". Said McDaniels while looking very scornfully at her and nonsense right now
"This is why that our small peacefully and beautiful town is always getting God's wrath on a daily basis because you all have lack of good morals around here." Said Mrs. Jameson
"Oh boy here we go again with the craziness" Said Skeeter while rolling his eyes at this crazy three-ring circus and everyone else heavily sighs with annoyance at the very same time
"Mrs. Jameson this is not place for your religiously rabbling that is violating the U.S. constitution of the separation of church and state rule so stop now!" Said McDaniels with a very angry frown that forms on her youthfully looking face then she loudly barks a clear direct order to her right-handed man at that moment "That is it Johnson please escort he off the building grounds now"
"Don't worry Martha that I will be back at this building very soon to protest your decisions and prays for you souls as well too" Said Mrs. Jameson as Johnson clearly escorting her out of the room at that very moment and that is when McDaniels have faceplam herself from the embarrassment that reared its very ugly and ignorant head once again in that room.
"What a freak" Said Randy
"God she is a lot worse than Sheila in no offensive to you Gerald even through your wife is a bitch" Said Ryan Vulmer while looking at Gerald which he has nodded at him that understands where Ryan is going from.
"Ryan I understands your point" Said Gerald
"The world is not perfect people that they need to stop with their pointless crusades to better the world for themselves" Said Deborah Testaburger
"So it is done now let get back to our planned meeting everyone for our disasters fund right now!" Said McDaniels with a very heavy sigh
Meanwhile at the local bus stop where the boys hang out at during pre school hours or other times of the days which a yellow colored full-sized South Park Community Schools district bus came pulling up at the stop to let people off the bus which it is the boys who are walking toward the east for home at that moment. Plus they are having half days for this remaining school year which the it is last two weeks of school before summer break begins which they have their backpacks on their backs right now.
"Man I'm can't believe it is almost summer break you guys" Said Cartman
"Yeah I know what you are doing all summer long fat ass sitting inside your house with the air-conditioned air while filling your fat ass 'face and watch TV all day long" Said Kyle in a loud sneering voice
"Shut up you Gawd damned ginger Jew from Jersey it's my Gawd damned summer vacation I do whatever I want you dirty Jew" Cartman sneers back at him
"Oh whatever fat ass" Kyle quickly replied back in an angry tone voice to his ignorant comment
"Come on you guys let go now to Lolly's Candy Factory for some candy" Said Stan
"Yes please I want candy" Said Kenny in a very cheerfully mumbling which all of four of them walks toward the downtown area of South Park at that moment
To Be Continued
Author's notes: This story came out of a discussion that me and my friend have about everyone is becoming too sensitive about things these days if they finds something very offensive on everything from TV to internet cries foul of it. I'm referenced Harry Potter and the trouble that parnets wants those books banned in this story that I'm giving the credit to JK Rowling a wonderful author who created a wonderful world thank you for the wonderful stories which reading them so did help me out in improving my writing skills when I was younger .