four times they tried and the one time it worked

by Bag Of Badgers

Five little dialogue fics about Germany and Italy trying to make dirty Skype calls. Spoiler: it doesn't go as well as they'd hoped. M for sexual content (could be considered heavy T but M to make sure.)

1.

"Okay, wait, so how am I supposed to sit? 'Cause I want to see you but you have to see me how am I going to do this?"

"Uh—try sitting up against the headboard a little more?"

"Like this?"

"Ghk."

"Are you okay?"

"Ghk."

2.

"Mmhkeep going, you—ah!—you look so good like that—"

"I—oh God—ahhhGod damn it!"

"What?"

"I unplugged the laptop—God damn it where'd the cord go—"

"Germany do you really need to plug it back in right this second we were kind of in the middle of something."

"Yes, yes I do as a matter of fact, the battery life on this is next to nothing—where the hell is the cord—"

"It's to your left."

3.

"Feliciano."

"Y-yeah?"

"I appreciate the sentiment but I am in the middle of a meeting and I really do not think the Chancellor would want to see you withou—would want to see you like that no Chancellor nothing is going on right now just clearing something up."

"Oh."

"Please put your underwear bac—no Chancellor it's really nothing you'd be interested in—"

4.

"God—mh, 'Ciano, I—oh G-God—"

"Ah, ah, mmmotherfucker!"

"D-did you just fall off the bed."

"No, no I started levitating stop laughing at me!"

"I—pfff—"

"Stooop!"

5.

"Mmh—mmh—ohhh…"

"I—aah!"

"That was—"

"—good. that was really good."

"I'm quite glad you didn't fall off the bed this time."

"Hmph."

"Love you too."

"Love you—whoa, it's midnight over there, you should go to bed."

"All right. Talk to you tomorrow?"

"Okay. G'night, Ludwig. Love you."

"I love you too. Sleep well."