FirstStory. Anyconstructivecriticismiswelcome!
Caught
Naruto x Yoruichi
The human world was new to Naruto Uzumaki. He had been assigned to watch over the town of Karakura, protecting it from the occasional hollow that appeared every now and then. It was fun for the first few weeks, but since Ichigo Kurosaki became a substitute shinigami he got bored rather quickly. But there was a plus side. He got to meet Yoruichi Shihoin and they instantly clicked. They both loved the colour orange and they occasionally played pranks on the local population.
'What time is it?' Naruto wondered as he entered his apartment he shared with Yoruichi. He had just come back from the local bar, and he hammered beyond belief. He going to have a massive hangover in the morning and he wasn't looking forward to it. Yoruichi would probably be waiting for him. He flopped down on the couch, not even bothering to look up as he heard footsteps approaching him.
The footsteps stopped. "Tired?" Yoruichi asked. It was rare for Naruto to be tired, but when he did, he became a zombie. Naruto groaned in response, figuring that would answer her question. Using up all the strength he had left he turned himself over. Although the view made it all worth it. All she wore was a simple towel and the blonde felt a little more sober.
"How was your shower?" Naruto asked. Trying to strike up some a conversation, an unusual conversation, but a conversation nonetheless.
"Wet. I would have enjoyed it more if your were there." She teased. Hoping to knock the blonde out of his trance.
"Maybe next time." He groaned. Of all the times to tease him, it had to be now. "Carry me."
"What?" Yoruichi blinked. Carry him? Why?
"Carry me to bed. I'll do anything you want, I'll buy you a life supply of milk, anything I promise!" Naruto tried his best to persuade her. Yoruichi however was at a conundrum, anything she could want or milk. Honestly the life supply of milk was really tempting.
"Fine. Your lucky I love you." She picked him by the knees and lower back, just as he had down so many times before. Damn was he heavy! She manoeuvred throughout the apartment.
"You're the best best Yoruichi. Have I ever told that?" The more he talked it became more obvious he was drunk. Was he out drinking with Kisuke again? The last he was it wasn't a pretty sight. She had found them passed out under a tree. At least he came home this time.
"Naruto, were you out drinking again?" She asked in a sickly sweet tone. Naruto's eyes shot wide open. His cover was blown, he had to think of an excuse.
"No..." He slurred. "Maybe." She looked at him expecting an answer and knowing Yoruichi she would get one. "Okay fine you got me. What are you going to down Arrest me?"
Later that night he found himself handcuffed to their bed and learned a valuable lesson. If you get drunk you'll receive a wonderful punishment. One that would stay ingrained into his memory for a long time. Or until he came home drunk again.