This is the prologue to the story. Keep in touch for more chapters!
ThunderClan and RiverClan were having a frickin awesome fight over a pile of rocks. This happened in the book (sort of) as well, so don't judge me.
Cats were flying around, doing Karate-ninja moves on each other.
Crookedstar was the biggest boss. He had his black-belt on, and was beating up Runningwind. But Runningwind was able to doge a shot, and did a side-kick at his shlong.
"YOUCH!"
*Meanwhile*
"Crap!" Tigerclaw bellowed. "We're losing for once, if you don't count those 500,000,000 other times!"
Bluestar killed five RiverClan cats in one hit, and then padded toward Tigerclaw. "Shut the f*ck up Tigerclaw. You should know that I'm the one that pwns everyone!"
"Actually, that might, like, not be the case." Spottedleaf charged in, using her weird twoleg powers to heal everyone with herbs. "I, like, just got like - "
Bluestar couldn't take this anymore. "STOP SAYING LIKE!" She took a few breaths. "Please, just get it over with. I frikin hate your frikin teenager-talk."
Spottedleaf was used to this. Everyone hated her, because she was a hard-core mary- sou. "Okay, like, jeez. I just got, like, an omen from StarClan. They say that only Jonar will save the Clan."
"SHUT THE F*CK UP! ONLY I GET TO SAVE CLANS, NOT SOME B*TCH NAMED F*CK*NG JONAR! SHUT THE..."
RiverClan won the battle, obviously, so everyone left (Spottedleaf walked away while Bluestar was talking). Nobody stayed long enough to hear all of Bluestar's YouTube ranting except River Ripple, because he will always spy on you haters.