I Own Nothing. I didn't create this either. The credit goes to Ryan, Evan, and Alejandro. Since they don't have a fanfiction account, I uploaded it on my account for them.
There once was a man named tijano. His main goal in life was to travel to Gotham and break the batman. But before he could do that, he needed help from Oliver queen because Oliver queen is rich, but tijano doesn't know he's green arrow. And they recruit Raul, a 40 year old vetran with six sticks. Raul has PTSD from playing to much call of duty. Then they traveled to Gotham and started blowing up bridges so no one can come. And then, tijano bane his plan is stupid, and they will break batman. Then our heroes fight bane, and they win by kicking him in the ballsax. Then they hijack a bus so batman will have to save the bus even tho nobody's in it, he's doing it cuz the taxpayer paid for it. Before batman made it to the bus, Raul saw tijano and Oliver queen were defenseless, so Raul gave them each two sticks, now everyone has two sticks.
Then it happened, batman came. Oliver queen was all like "I am green arrow" and kicked Raul in the balls and said u have failed this city and shot him in da face. Then, tijano, seeing this, stabbed green arrow with one of the sticks. Green arrow fell to the ground, his last words being, "you... won't survive this... Alone." Then Tijano jumped off the bus and rolled like 20 times. Batman tried to stop tijano, but tijano hit batman with his last stick, leaving him stickless. Having killed batman with his stick, tijano didn't know what to do now. But he forgot his main goal, break batman. He walked up to batman a body, but at the last moment, iron man flew down, picked up batmans body, raised him up, and broke batman. Iron man then said,"ha I broke batman sucka', so I get the credit!" Then iron man flew off. Tijano knew he needed to stop iron man from stealing everyone's credit. But he couldn't do it alone, he needed
The master chief.