Ok my new character "Shane" he's a newcomer duh! But I have to include his bio so here it is enjoy or dont bother reading it.
Disclaimer: I only own Shane a ton of other shit I mention in here is what I don't own. And BTW I placed Snowtown in Colorado.
"But Daaaaaaaaaaad!!!!" Said Shane, " I don't wanna leave New York! I have tickets to the Mets game against the Yankees!" "Shut up! I don't care whether you had tickets to the World Series for all I give a shit! Now it's not my fault my company moved to Colorado." Replied his dad sternly. "Besides... Didn't the Rockies make it to the World Series?" asked his dad "Yeah only to be beat by Boston." Replied Shane. "Look we're still going whether you like it or not! Now pack your stuff and get a move on!" Said his dad. "Well I like to snowboard and the snow factor in N.Y has been flatter than my ex girlfriends tits!" said Shane. "Watch your mouth! Were did you learn that word from anyway?!" Asked his dad all cross. "It couldn't have been from mom because she up and walked out on us! So maybe it was you!" He said with anger as he lugged his big suitcase into a taxi cab. "Goodbye NY" Shane said as he ripped up his tickets to the game and tossed them out the window. "Look Shane when we get to the airport we'll talk ok sport?" asked his dad. "Nah. You know what? The hell with it! I don't care anymore all that matters is at least I have one parent to support me in my time of need." Said Shane. "What did I say about language?" replied his dad. "You mean to tell me I can't say hell?! That's bullsh--" "Say it and you're grounded!" added his dad. "Well I don't think the Colorado fans will appreciate a Mets fan in Coors Field!" said Shane. "Sure they will! As long as you're not wearing a Diamondbacks jersey, then they'll kill you!" Teased his dad. "How much longer till we get to JFK? Because I'm getting bored!" Whined Shane. "Well listen to your iPod then!" yelled his dad. "Wait never mind we're here already." said Shane. As Shane and his dad got out of the taxi a flyer flew at his feet which read; "Totally cool snowboarding contest in Snowtown, CO! Sign up, entry fee is $10 the grand prize is $4000 second prize is $2000 and third prize is $600. SO SIGN UP TODAY! TODAY! TODAY!" "Weird why would this be here?" he asked himself. Shane showed his dad the flyer, "Let me guess you need ten bucks? You'll get it a soon as we board our flight. Now lets get in the airport." he said. As they walked through the airport a kid bumped into Shane's shoulder. "Hey watch it you fuckin' retard!" yelled the kid. "Fight me then dickhead"
yelled Shane. "Shane enough!" scolded his dad, as Shane raised his hands to fight. "Tommy Parsy! Get your ass over here now!" said Tommy's mother. "Yeah run to your mommy you fat fuck!" yelled Shane. "Watch yourself dipshit!" yelled Tommy.
"Good job son!" Said his dad proudly. "What?! I thought you were going to yell at me and everything!" Said a confused Shane.
"No you proved you're no push-over! You stood up to that kid and didn't back down!" said his dad. "Flight 284 to Colorado now boarding in gate 27. Flight 284 to Colorado now boarding in gate 27." Said the lady at the desk. "Well that's our flight let's go." Shane's dad saif To Shane's surprise Tommy was also boarding the flight. "So you snowboard huh?" asked Tommy. "How do you know?" asked Shane, "Well I saw that snowboard on your back and assumed you board. So let me guess you're entering the competition right?" he asked. "Yeah I'm entering and they better watch out because my blinding speed and awsome tricks will make this contest as easy as the Mets beat the Yankees." said a proud Shane. "Dude. Tricks? I'll fucking murder you. My tricks are way better, I practice everyday!" said Tommy. "Whatever you know what? Lets put that spat behind us and let's kick ass at that tournament!" said Shane. "With you? A Mets fan! They suck! Expos rock!" said Tommy. "You do realize the Montreal Expos are now the Washington Nationals right?" asked Shane. "Yeah I know but I still call them the Montreal Expos! And besides man, Baseball season is over it's football now! Go New England!!!" "Jets all the way baby!" Said Shane as the two argued and boarded the plane. As the time passed on the plane Shane began to fall asleep. He dreamt about himself winning that grand prize, he knew it could happen and before he knew it his dad woke him letting him know the plane was going to land.