"Ahhhhhhhh! Blaine Anderson get your ass in here right now"

Kurt yelled angrily from the bathroom in their adorable little New York apartment. Blaine tried to stifle the giggles that were the escaping

"Yes dear?"

Blaine said walking in the bathroom, coming face to face with an angry blue haired Kurt.

"Don't you dare "dear" me now Blaine! Do you understand how long it takes getting my hair like this? A very long time! And you had to be a jerk!"

"Hey, hey calm down. It's just a joke!"

"Don't you dare tell me to calm down! What if I had messed with your bowties?"

Blaine sighed , Kurt had a point.

"If it makes you feel better its washable."

"Wait it is?"

"Yeah, I really didn't want to get killed in my sleep"

"Well I'm going to wash my hair and try to regain my dignity"

"You do that, honey"

"Just remember Anderson-paybacks a bitch."

Kurt wanted revenge and he wanted it bad. Blaine had fucked with his hair. Nobody fucks with Kurt Hummel's hair not even Blaine. Yes the dye was washable and came out rather quickly, but still he had messed with Kurt's hair and he was going down. The problem was Kurt had no ideas. None, zip, zero. He needed help and their was only one person for the job. Gritting his teeth , he dialed the number.

"What's up, princess?" Puck answered

"Hello Noah"

"Long time no see. How are things in the land of rainbows and unicorns?"

"Fine Noah"

"It's Puck dude"

"Don't call me dude!"

"Don't call me Noah!"

There was silence before they burst into laughter.

"God I miss you Kurt. You need to call more"

"I miss you to Puckerman"

"So why did you call" Puck asked

"Do I need a reason?"

"I haven't heard from you in a year and you expect me to believe you called me to chat?"

"Fine you caught me. Here's what happened…"

Kurt had told Puck the story. Of course Puck had wanted pictures but that wasn't happening. He had actually given Kurt a good idea. A slightly mean idea but nothing Blaine couldn't take. Blaine was in the shower so it should take affect in 5, 4, 3,2-

"Cock sucking, mother fucking bastard that hurts!"

Blaine screeched running out of the shower.

"Wow very undapper sentence."

"Oh lord,what did you do?" Blaine got out,grabbing himself like a small chil d.

"It's called icy hot."

"You used icy hot on me?" Kurt nodded, smiling.

"What?! Oh lord it hurts!"

"I know. I told you I would get you back."

"You have no idea what you started. It's war Hummel. Be prepared to lose."