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Author's Note: I wrote this short piece awhile back. I held onto it because I'm not sure if I want to make it into a full story or not since I already have my hands full with 'Everyone Loves Em.' Hanna/Emily are a couple and Spencer/Aria are 'just friends.' Since I just got back from vacation, it might take awhile for me to update 'Everyone Loves Em,' so I figured I would give you a little something in the form of this short piece. Let me know if you like it!
Ch 1 – So Gay
Location - Hanna's room.
"You two are so gay!" Hanna teases as she watches Spencer and Aria give each other a quick kiss on the lips.
Hanna and Emily sit on the floor while Spencer and Aria cuddle on the bed.
"Why are we gay?" Spencer sneers as she wraps her arm around Aria's thin waist.
"Always kissing on the lips is kind of a sign of you two being totally gay. Not to mention the fact that you two are going to homecoming together," Hanna smirks.
"You and Emily are going to homecoming too," Aria points out.
"That's cause we're dating," Hanna asserts. "You see, Emily and I kiss on the lips all the time because we're gay," Hanna smiles before pulling Emily in for a big wet kiss on the lips.
"I love it when you take charge like that," Emily blushes.
"See Spence?" Hanna smirks. "We're totally gay, just like you two."
"We're just friends," Spencer claims again. "Aria and I have always been close. That's all."
"Just friends don't make out all the time. Gay couples do. Which one are you?" Hanna questions.
"Just friends," Aria pouts, while resting her head on Spencer's shoulder.
"Go easy on them," Emily chimes in. "It's okay if they don't want to admit their 'blatant' homosexual feelings for each other yet," Emily teases.
"That's 'latent' homosexual feelings, not blatant," Spencer corrects.
"I know what I said," Emily laughs.
"What's latent mean?" Hanna wonders out loud.
"It means present and accessible in the unconscious mind but not consciously expressed," Spencer spits out like a dictionary.
"See, that's what you two are," Hanna snickers. "Latent."
"We're not latent or blatant anythings," Spencer snaps.
Author's Note: Yes it was short, but hopefully funny. :)