Disclaimer: Do I need to disclaim for a simple oneshot? No, it hurts too much.
AN - Very out of character fluff - inspired after channel ten wouldn't stop advertising the Victoria's Secrets fashion show.
Rose is a bit.. flirtatious with the Doctor. It's fluff, basically. Hope it's not too strange :)
Victoria's Secrets
"Rose?"
"Yes Doctor?"
"Have you ever been to a Victoria's Secrets Show?"
"Nope, I have no interest in stick insects parading about in skimpy lingerie to loud music"
"Oh"
"Oh?"
"Well, you might not want to go outside right now"
"Really? And why is that doctor?"
"We may have landed in the dressing rooms at a Victoria's Secrets show circa 2007"
"I see"
"You're not mad are you?"
"No, just disappointed"
"How come?"
"I thought this would be enough". Rose slipped off her dressing gown to reveal a pink lacy bra and knickers complete with fancy bows and ribbons. She was greeted with a stunned silence, so she continued.
"I picked them up last time we were on Lyndell5, I thought maybe they might be useful for a special occasion". More silence, Rose thought perhaps the doctor was having some sort of hearts attack.
"Are you alright?"
"Hmm? Yeah, fine, absolutely completely…I'm sorry, I seem to have forgotten how to construct a sentence."
"Well don't feel too bad, I expect it's the lingerie. Should I put it away?"
"It's not the, well, it's just, I mean," he stammered, "It's you. I mean… wow" he exhaled.
"I'd better put them away though, just to be on the safe side"
"Do you have to?"
"Yes, doctor, I really think I should" and with that Rose unhooked her bra and shimmied out of her knickers.
"Still want to see that show?"
"Nu-uh"
"Good, coz I had a different show in mind," she grinned mischievously, "One that we can both enjoy".
This ending is open to interpretation but I think it's pretty clear what should happen next ;)
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