Santa Klaus and the Leech
Klaus's POV
So, my world is filled with atrocity, and a man with snow coned hair, swiveled across his ears, and a tattoo of an eye. Yeah, I thought that the motorcycler at the county fair was bad, try this fiend, disguised as any figment of my imagination, wandering through my cerebral cranium. His one wish, to inundate (flood) the city with a deluge of my blood, skinned across my face, ripped with flaps of flesh, folded into scaffolding, boiling sweat. Now, just so your smiles don't sink to the bottom of the ocean, let's leave off on my part with a happy note, the entrance of the vampire to my life.
Bella's POV
Bella walked down the hallway, trying not to forget that she had to meet Charlie at 7:00 to get ready for the wedding. Thank goodness Alice had had Emmett get that Clergyman's License off the Internet, because if it had been a preacher, and he had spilled Holy Water on Edward…well, let's just say it probably wouldn't be a pretty sight. Still, Alice had insisted on dragging her to Los Angeles, so it was Edward's family paying for everyone's plane tickets, and the 5 limousines he had bought, without her knowledge, for them to ride in to the church, with the exception of Alice showing off her new, yellow Porsche Turbo in the streets. She loved the goggling eyes staring at her Porsche and her beautiful face, but she also loved being able to zoom along between the slow-moving cars. Bella could tell this was not going to be the best day of her life already.
Klaus's POV
I staggered across the cement sidewalk, with nothing but austerity flitting across the air, speckled with a tint of ghastly sable air, smoked along the roads of N.Y.C., when a vibration bounced across my pocket.
"Hello, your car insurance has recently been updated, and Downeast Toyota has a great deal for you. Come stop by Saturday, October 15, at 2 P.M., and get a 5 percent rebate on your next car. Come quick, because we've got you a square centimeter reserved to your fancy."
I hung up, and put my cell phone back into the pocket of my trousers, lacking a tinge of interest linking my mind to the date on the calendar, and Downeast Toyota. But still, it was only Republicans with a great deal and financial insurance, too. Not even a fragment of interest was glued to my brain, for the clouds were dipped in grey paint, and the sun was covered by fog.
Bella's POV
Bella repeated after a smirking Emmett and gleeful Edward, "I do." Then, as Emmett said the words that allowed it, Bella leaned forward to accept the delicious kiss that Edward offered her.
"Hello, your car insurance has recently been updated, and Downeast Toyota has a great deal for you. Come stop by Saturday, October 15, at 2 P.M., and get a 5 percent rebate on your next car. Come quick, because we've got you a square centimeter reserved to your fancy." Bella blushed as her cell phone blurted the message out, and then beeped to signify the ending of the message.
"Things would've been a LOT easier if you were a normal Samsung like I USED to own, but no, you're some fancy-schmancy Razor 2, you-" Bella began, talking to the loud cell phone in her top pocket, but was cut off as Edward kissed her. It was like Heaven on Earth to her, but he believed that it was Hell to her soul. She didn't care what it was- she loved him.
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--Loving Edward (Jane) and Greeting You Metaphorically (Raechel) from,
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