Jenny- Aloha Earthlings! And welcome to this show fic thingy. Today me and me bestest buddy Rachel will be interviewing InkHeart characters. Answering questions that MUST BE ANSWERD!
Rachel- Pancakes!
Jenny- That's right Rachel! Since I have no life this fic will be finished! And since you have no life I'm sure you will finish this fic!
Audience member- Excuse me!
Rachel- There is no excuse for you! Stupid commie!
Jenny- Sorry audience member but you do look like a commie.
Audience member- My name is Katie!
Jenny- SILENCE! *Turns Katie the audience member into an apricot*
Darius- APRICOT! *Consumes apricot*
Rachel- We did not call upon you!! *Darius disappears*
Jenny- Our first guest is Farid! *Farid appears*
Audience- YAY!
Farid- Where am I? Who are you people?!
Jenny- Shut up! *Slaps Farid* Ok first question!!!
Rachel- Why were you such a butt hole in InkDeath?
Farid- What's InkDeath?! Where am I?!
Jenny- BY ALL THAT IS FLUFFY AND DEADLY WHY WERE YOU SO MEAN TO MEGGIE?!
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Farid- I was looking for Dustfinger what else was I supposed to do?!
Rachel- I dunno. Except the fact that he was dead perhaps?
Farid- NEVER!
Jenny- *shoots Farid with laser. Puts Farid in chair while still stunned. Takes out book and read*
Jenny- LOOK! BET YOU CAN'T DO THIS CAN YOU?! THAT'S WHY MEGGIE LOVES DORIA!
Farid- *Cries*
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Rachel- But all and all you're a pretty cool character.
Jenny- Ok next question. What's you're favorite color?
Farid- What kind of question is that?
Rachel- What. Is. Your. Favorite. Color.
Farid- Red.
Jenny-YAWN!!!
Rachel- We all know blue is way better!
Jenny- And purple and green are expectable too!
Farid- Well I like red!!!
Jenny- Ok, jeeze touchy!
Rachel- Next ques-ti-on: What's you're favorite soup?
Farid- Chowder.
Jenny- Chowder isn't a soup dumbo!
Farid- Fine! Chicken noodle!
Jenny- That's it? God you're more boring than a chapter from Orpheus's point of view!
Rachel- Yeah you dumb commie!
Farid- I'm Arabian!
Jenny- Don't listen Rachel!!! That's what he wants you to think!!
Audience-Le gasp!!!
Rachel- He's here to control us all! Hide you daughters before he smothers them with his fluffy pillow of death!!
Jenny- *sarcastically* He's uber nimble and uber quick! Watch out!
Rachel- Farid be nimble Farid be quick Farid jump over me candle stick!!!
Jenny- Farid don't jump! It's suicide!
Farid- What are you talking about?!
Rachel- Were talking about you're life Farid! A Farid is a terrible thing to waste!
Jenny- Yeah! It's a really rare name!
Rachel- Farid is Rareid!
Jenny- That was a bad pun!
Rachel- It's wordplay! WORDPLAY!
Jenny- Well all the same it sucked.
Rachel- You suck!
Farid- I WANT TO GO HOME!
Jenny- What home?
Farid- Right here. Here's my home. *Puts fist to heart*
Rachel- We just lost 10 friggin viewers thanks to Wang Chung's home is where the heart is speech!!!
Farid- I'm Arabian!
Rachel- Everybody have fun tonight!!! Everybody Wang Chung tonight!!!
Jenny- Oh oh!! Lets Wang Chung!!
*Music starts. Jenny and Rachel begin dancing rapidly to the Wang Chung*
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Ok peoples the next chapters gonna be much funnier and it's gonna star Dustfinger! Please post questions for Dusteh. We take suggestions. If you post it will be up by tomorrow I promise!