Jenny- Aloha Earthlings! And welcome to this show fic thingy. Today me and me bestest buddy Rachel will be interviewing Maximum Ride characters. Answering questions that MUST BE ANSWERD!
Rachel- Now before we call in our first guest (who will be Max) lets all say hello to Mindy!!
Mindy – Hi Hi!
Jenny- Mindy is our Prep diversion. She is currently wearing an annoying pink outfit, with matching high heels, a Hello Kitty purse because she one of those Bs who are teenagers but walk around with Nick Jr. stuff that you want to deck. She's wearing lots o' makeup an' enough hair spray to take down a large chinchilla.
Rachel- We want to observe Max in her natural habitat…
Jenny- Were going to have to ask the audients to take at least 5 steps back and when Max goes into frenzy. I don't envy the audients members wearing makeup.
Max- *appears. Spots Prep. Takes down. Rachel and Jenny zap with electric cattle rods*
Rachel- Hello Max! We've brought you here to ask you a few questions then well send you back to the flock we promise! So don't hurt us!
Jenny- Oh and don't bother looking for escape routs! There is no escape!
Max- I don't trust anyone but my flock!
Rachel- Yes yes of course not. OH HENRY!
-Max gets forcibly put in to chair via Henry and chained up-
Rachel- Lets give Henry a big hand!!
Audience- YAY!
Mindy- Can someone please call an ambulance?
Rachel- No.
Jenny- Ok first question: Are you an alien?
Max- No! Next dumb question!
Jenny- *whispers* I guess they haven't told her yet.
Max- WHAT?!
Jenny- Oh nothing, nothing…
Rachel- Next question: How did you learn to walk, talk, and use the toilet in a cage?
Max- Can't remember.
Jenny- Wow! You repressed a lot in you're early years. Next time I'll do a fic about all of you going to therapy. *cough* fan fiction by INKSPELL'D in my favorite *cough*
Rachel- When you wore makeup in book 1 did you secretly love it?
Max- You're so dead!
Jenny- Touchy! Though I can't help noticing that you didn't answer… Anywho, next question. How did it feel when Jeb told you he was you're dad?
Max- Weird!
Rachel- Is Fang a good kisser?
Max- …
Jenny- …
Rachel- …
Max- Absolutly not.
Jenny- HAHAHAHAHAH-cough-hahaha-cough-hehehehahe… I thought not.
Rachel- I KNEW IT!
Jenny- What's you're favorite color?
Max- Blue.
Rachel- Blue rocks my non-existent toe socks –quote from House of GoT-
Jenny- I always consider you guys lucky to have wings and not, like a beak. I mean that would be like REALLY lame. Oh watch out! It's beak girl. Shell peck ya'! Wings rock!
Max- I wish my wings were blue.
Rachel- If I had blue wings everyone would be like 'I wanna party with blue wing girl' but I don't.
Jenny- That they would.
Rachel- Last question: If you suddenly woke up in a tank filled with watermelon seeds in a cement room with no windows or doors and the only other thing in the room was a cubical table and a banana what would you do?
Max- I would declare my love of Harry Potter and slap Hanna Montana.
Jenny – WRONG ANSWER! The answer was declare my love for éclairs and slap Wang Chung. Sorry.
Max-…
Rachel- *suddenly changes subject* Jeb's sooo bipolar.
Jenny- Extremely.
Rachel- I hate the environmental twist in the friggin book it SUCKS!!!
Jenny- The book was so cool. Secret byhalf plan with the experiments and fights. Now it's just like 'oh the environment! We're accepted! Now people know and we're going to save fishes in Hawaii and stop cursing!'
Rachel- SOOO ANNOYING!!!
Max- Not my fault!!
Jenny- We just wanted you to know.
Rachel- Have you ever read a Fax fic that like REALLY freaked you out?!
Max- They all freak me out.
Jenny- Good answer.
Max- Especially this one where fang and I were married. It scared me!
Rachel- They scare us all Max. They scare us all.
Jenny- I hated you're speech at the end of book 4. I wanted to kill you!
Jenny- *slaps Max*
Max- OW!
*Pizza dude appears*
Random Pizza Dude- Somebody ordered a thin crusted pepperoni pizza?
Rachel- ME ME!
Jenny- WHY RACHEL?!
Rachel- Why did I order pizza?
Jenny- No! Why thin crusted pepperoni?! I like deep dish cheese!! DEEP DISH CHEESE!!! You know I do!!!
Rachel- I am sooo sorry!!!
Jenny- *sniff* its ok I'll pick off the pepperoni.
Rachel- Your a true friend!!
Max- Can I have some?!
Rachel- Absolutly not! How about some eating music?
Jenny- *snaps fingers and Cold play's Viva la Vida comes on*
Rachel- I love this song!!
Jenny- Come on Henry and Random Pizza Dude!
- Rachel, Jenny, Henry, and the random pizza dude dance rapidly to Viva la Vida while Max dances via wiggling in her chair-
.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.CORN.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.
The next chapter will be more random and awesome. Fangs in it so you just know we're gonna be abusing him at every turn. Send Fang questions. We'll update. We take suggestions so if you ask we might not torture him but if you ask we to we might. Let's just see. Comment plz.