Nioh is unique.
Rating: K – Words: 259 – Pairing: Friendship!YagyuuNioh
My Best Friend, Nioh Masaharu
Yagyuu didn't know how the heck Nioh and he became friends. Really. It just happened.
But he realized Nioh was special. He wasn't like anyone else.
Other friends would ask him to borrow money for food.
Nioh was the reason he didn't have money or food.
Other friends address his parents as "Yagyuu-san".
Nioh address them as "Kaa-san and Tou-san".
If he ever were to get in jail, his friends would probably bail him out and smack him for doing something so idiotic.
Nioh would probably be the one sitting beside him saying "God that was incredibly stupid but seriously fun!"
His friends would borrow stuff from him and hand them back later.
Nioh would borrow them and he would never see them again.
Other friends knew a few facts about him.
Nioh could write a best-seller biography about him.
Other friends would leave him if that's what everyone else does.
Nioh would kick their ass for leaving him.
Other friends would knock on the door.
Nioh would waltz in and say "I'm home!"
Other friends come and go.
Nioh would stay forever.
Other friends would take his drink away from him and tell him it was enough.
Nioh would watch him stumble over everyone and everything and say "Bastard! Drink it all up, you know we shouldn't waste!"'
Other friends would throw crap at the persons throwing crap at him.
Nioh would make sure they would never be able to talk again.
Yes, Nioh was Nioh and he was the best friend Yagyuu would ever have.
x Owari, Merifu 24.02.2008
Inspired by chain mail. Hohoho