Hello there, Hina-chan stopping by to give you this new, out of towner of a story. Couldn't do it over the past two weeks cause of how tiring it was. Had to go to work, it's better than going to school.(and no it I'm not a high school drop out _) It's all for getting my school credits ^^

Pairings: NejiXSasuke, HinataXNaruto(More will be hinted later on)

Summary: Sasuke and Naruto decide to take a vacation from their tiring jobs for a month and travel to what was supposed to be an uncharted island resort, its surroundings are beyond beauty and its inhabitants are...well let's just say they can't speak english. Sasuke and Naruto find more then just a load off their backs as they venture into the mysterious but fabulous island.

Warning: Has unbelievable amounts of laughter in it and maybe some swears but that's about it.

Disclaimer: No, I don't own the Naruto manga or anime so you can forget ever trying to sue me!!

"You guys are doing WHAT??" A very angry man dressed in a black suit and a flashy and silly looking tie, glared at the two of the men that stood before him, wearing the same coloured suits.

"Kiba...it's time for Naruto and I to take a break, we need a new scenery so I thought it was a great idea" Naruto just added a smile in with the smooth talking.

"You two have projects due in five months and you plan to finish this stupid cartoon in four weeks, you know what, go ahead and take this retarded trip, if you two get lost while on this trip, well...don't come back to haunt me if you die"

"With my smart mind, and Naruto's...goofy acts, I'm sure we'll make it through, thanks for being such a friend Kiba, we'll see you in four weeks" With that said, the two twenty year old men walked their way out of the other man's office.

While waiting for the elevator they exchanged a quick glance that both said they were glad things went well. As the elevator door opened for them, Naruto was dwelling with excitement so much that he rushed to get inside the half-packed elevator that had always smelled of axe. His excitement caused Sasuke to bump into a few people while getting on. When they were both standing next to each other, watching the doors close, Sasuke shot a glare over at Naruto who in turn just grinned like an idiot he was as the elevator made its way down the shaft.

A couple of hours later, they were on a boat that was half the size of titanic. Because it was uncharted, it was only reachable by boat. It appears that their boss had an bought an island a few years ago and was glad to let his two best workers test it out to see if it was infested with anything else besides bugs and animals. The view was wonderful but only lasted three days, since the trip there and back was at least three days away. It was rumored that the island was like the Bermuda triangle. Only instead of making planes disappear, it made you see mirages. Or so it was said, but it was never visited by people until now.

"So here we are...the great island known as Mirage of the god" Naruto could only laugh to himself after hearing the name.

"Why the hell do they call it that?" Sasuke asked the man.

"They say a tribe has gathered here for years and have been known to cast spells that make you see things that you don't want to see...my great, great grandmother told me of how her grandmother and the rest of her family talked of casting spells and all sorts of voodooism, you be careful out there, that tribe will kill any one who is not familiar with the cormanda name"

"And let me guess, you must be part of the cormanda tribe?" The man nodded.

"So are you coming with us or what?" The man looked around for a while.

"I am sorry travelers, but I was only told to bring you here...nothing more, I wish you luck on your stay here" The man waved a few times as he steered the boat around to leave.

"Well, let's get started with the tents shall we?" Sasuke asked while putting his camping gear down onto the sand before stretching.

They began setting up their tents before sunset and were preparing to have a wild night, considering the fact that they were surrounded with wild things and insects were out looking for a meal. Naruto made his tent with out fail and undressed in his tent after a hard days work, pulling on a cartoon looking sleeping cap that went well with his pajamas. Sasuke on the other hand kept his Hawaiian looking t-shirt and shorts on, listening to the sounds of a few parrots calling to each other.

The sun was still shining its light at the two men, refusing to go down. Something bright glared into Sasuke's eyes, causing him to blink. He looked around to see where the light had come from and noticed the light was not actually a real light but the reflection of the sun, glaring off of a shiny necklace. His gaze caught the attention of a young boy who looked around the age of seventeen. His hair was long and dark brown in color. His eyes were of the lightest shade of lavender, almost appearing white. How did he know this? He was looking right at him.

He could tell the young teen was blushing a little after having realized that he was sort of naked wearing only a tribal skirt that men were supposed to wear. The small hut he was in had a big straw roof covering the top of it. The teen immediately backed away from the open window and blew out the only source of light in the room. Sasuke chuckled to himself, feeling a bit awkward for having the 'weird' feeling you get when a man was straight and looking at women. The person at the window was clearly male but had suck small, thin arms that he looked like an Egyptian goddess.

"Hey Sasuke, you think we can make little voodu dolls of our own, I really hate it when lee and his tutor torment me with their awful smiles"

"You're not very pretty with your smiles either so I wouldn't talk" Naruto pouted and threw a bag of lays chips at the back of his head.

"You should really go to sleep or else my voodoo past life will haunt you for the rest of your life" Naruto gave him a quick 'hmph' and laid himself down to go to sleep.

A/n: Hope you liked this short but hopefully funny chapter, I'll see you again in the next chapter ^^