Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters or the Maximum Ride series; they belong to James Patterson, who, I might add, isn't me. The only thing I do own is Mystery Character (you'll find out who s/he is later).

Just so you know:

Angel - AngelicMindReader

Gazzy - WhatsThatSmell

Nudge - MsMakesUrEarsBleed

Iggy - MrBlowsStuffUp

Fang - SilentStalker

Max - SayonaraSuckers

Total - BetterThanCeleste

Ella - HalfSista

Dr Martinez - MyChocoChipCookiesRock

James Patterson - IveMadeMillionsFromYouGuys

The Voice - ImInMaxsHead

Mystery Character - FunkyIsCool

Chatroom has been created

SayonaraSuckers has joined chatroom

AngelicMindReader has joined chatroom

MsMakesUrEarsBleed has joined chatroom

WhatsThatSmell has joined chatroom

MrBlowsStuffUp has joined chatroom

SilentStalker has joined chatroom

MsMakesUrEarsBleed - Hiiiiiii every1!

AngelicMindReader - Hiii Nudge!

SayonaraSuckers - Hiiiii Nudge & Angel!

MsMakesUrEarsBleed - what up evry1? nothing here, im just IMing u guys! hey Angel, have u seen my pink nail polish? its all sparkly &-

*BANG*

MrBlowsStuffUp - wht was tht!?

WhatsThatSmell - *ears bleeding* Nudge being pushed out of her chair

SayonaraSuckers - Gazzy!

MrBlowsStuffUp - *ears bleeding* thanx Gazzy

SayonaraSuckers - Iggy!

AngelicMindReader - brb

AngelMindReader goes into Away mode

SilentStalker - *ears bleeding* ill appreciate u 4 yrs Gazzy

SayonaraSuckers - U R TAKING THEIR SIDE!?

SilentStalker - no

SayonaraSuckers - I DON'T BELIEVE U!

SayonaraSuckers - COME HERE U... MEAN2NUDGE GUY!

SayonaraSuckers has left the chatroom to give pursuit

SilentStalker has left the chatroom to evade Max

AngelicMindReader has returned from Away mode

AngelicMindReader - what did I miss?

WhatsThatSmell - Fang said hed take our side & Max went 2 chase him

MsMakesUrEarsBleed - i think concussion

WhatsThatSmell - how can u think concussion? can u teach me?

WhatsThatSmell has been forced out of chatroom

BetterThanCeleste has joined chatroom

AngelicMindReader - u don't have a concussion, u r just dersortented

MyBlowsStuffUp - u mean disoriented?

AngelicMindReader - yeah, that

MsMakesYourEarsBleed has left the chatroom because Angel no believe

AngelicMindReader has left the chatroom to chase after Nudge and aplogigize

BetterThanCeleste - i dont hav a concussion!

MrBlowsStuffUp - Total! how did u get a computer!? Max would never let u get 1

BetterThanCeleste - i have my ways

BetterThanCeleste has left the chatroom to evade more questioning

ImInMaxsHead has joined the chatroom

ImInMaxsHead - Good day to you Iggy

MrBlowsStuffUp - AHHHHHHHH!!!!! *throws computer out window*

MrBlowsStuffUp has left chatroom due to the unfortunate circumstance of a computer crash

ImInMaxsHead - He threw his computer out the window? What is wrong with them!?

ImInMaxsHead has left the chatroom

Chatroom has closed

This is my first fanfic ever... Okay, so I need some input, criticism, whatever. Do you like the first chapter? What don't you like about it? Should I change anything? Any suggestions? Comments? Random thoughts? Does it not make sense? I need input! And you know how to give me input? Review! You'll get some choco chip cookies! *holds plate tantalizingly in front of readers' faces* C'mon now, it's not that hard! :) And I do need some suggestions.

(EDIT: I went back and editting this chapter some... mainly getting rid of the apostrophes and capital letters, which is normally a bad thing, but is actually a good thing in an IMing fic... hehe...

The other chapters haven't been editted yet, though, so they're still... off.)